Buford T. Justice Quotes: A Hilarious Collection of One-Liners from Smokey and the Bandit Sheriff

You can run, but you can’t hide, boy!

I’m Buford T. Justice, and I always get my man.

There’s a new sheriff in town, and his name is Buford T. Justice.

I’ve chased faster criminals than you in my sleep.

You’re about as clever as a screen door on a submarine.

Son, you’re about as useful as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking competition.

I don’t break the law, boy, I am the law.

The only thing I hate more than criminals is losing to criminals.

You got a smart mouth, boy. It’s a shame your brain can’t keep up.

I’m like a bulldog on a bone when it comes to catching criminals.

You might think you’re fast, but I’m faster on my worst day.

I’ve got more badges than you have brain cells, boy.

Don’t let the mustache fool you, I’m tougher than nails.

I’m Buford T. Justice, and justice will be served.

You can’t outrun the long arm of the law, boy.

I’m the sheriff, and I always get my man. Consider yourself caught.

I may be old, but I can still run circles around you.

Don’t mess with me, son. You’ll be singing a different tune behind bars.

I’ve seen it all, son. Your tricks won’t work on me.

I’ll hunt you down like a dog, boy. No one escapes Buford T. Justice.

I’m the law around these parts, and you’d do well to remember that.

I don’t need backup, I am the backup.

I don’t play by the rules, I make the rules.

I don’t need a partner, I need a criminal to chase.

I’m Buford T. Justice, the baddest sheriff in the land.

You’re gonna regret crossing paths with Buford T. Justice.

I’ve been chasing criminals since before you were born, boy.

You’re in my jurisdiction now, and I won’t rest until you’re behind bars.

I’m not just a sheriff, I’m a force of nature.

If you think you can outsmart me, you’ve got another thing coming.

I eat criminals for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I’ve got more firepower than the whole damn army.

You might be quick, but I’m quicker on the draw.

I’ve got a sixth sense for criminals. You can’t hide from me.

I’ve seen better criminals in a kindergarten play.

You’re gonna look mighty good in an orange jumpsuit, boy.

I’m the sheriff that never sleeps, always on the hunt.

You can run, but you can’t hide from the long arm of the law.

I’m Buford T. Justice, and I’m gonna make you regret the day you were born.

You’re about as slippery as a greased pig, but I’ll catch you anyway.

I’ve got eyes in the back of my head, son. Nowhere to hide.

I’ve got a whole arsenal of tricks up my sleeve, and you won’t see them coming.

If you want to play cat and mouse, be prepared to be the mouse.

It’s game over, boy. Buford T. Justice always wins.

You might be fast, but your luck just ran out.

You’re gonna need more than luck to escape from me, son.

I’m the sheriff of this town, and I don’t take kindly to lawbreakers.

You can’t outwit me, boy. I’ve seen it all.

I’ve got a short fuse and a big shotgun. Not a good combination for criminals.

You can throw all the tricks you want at me, but justice will always prevail.