Bringing the Intensity: Full Metal Jacket Quotes
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam…the crown jewel of Southeast Asia.
You’d better flush out your head, new guy. This isn’t about freedom; this is a slaughter.
Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Marine Corps.
The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers.
I am hard, but I am fair.
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines.
I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
I’ve got nowhere else to go!
Any of you fuckin’ pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention?
You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war.
I am in a world of shit.
The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
Do you think I’m cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I’m funny?
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.
Get up, scumbag! Get on your feet! The war is over, son. You facilitated the deaths of my men.
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
We have only one enemy in this war, and that is the enemy. We will be cruel to him.
You write Born to Kill on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
I’m gonna tear you a new asshole.
You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
I didn’t know they made medals for fuckin’ cowardice.
If I’m going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is pussy.
Hey, kid. Love your boner. Learn to use it.
I don’t want no teenage queen! I just want my M14!
You’re a fuckin’ killer, born to do it.
You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
You don’t scare me. Work on it.
What happened to the power of positive thinking?
You’d better un-fuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Get your fat ass up there!
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubblegum.
I bet you’re the kinda guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Grunts by the bushel, send them all to hell.
You will eat the peanuts out of my shit.
One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without like, you know, uh, with fractions – what are you going to land on – one quarter, three eighths?!
Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
You’re the guy who’ll fuck a person in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around, huh?
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
When I am president of the United States, I will order all the babies to be shot.
If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.
You give me a time and a place, I give you a five-minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. F*** anything up in that five minutes and I’ll f***ing kill ya.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more goddamn time!