Bourbon Humor: A Collection of Funny Bourbon Sayings

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Bourbon: because your friends like it neat, and you like your friends.

Bourbon makes you smarter. It made be forget everything except how to have fun.

I followed my heart and it led me to the bourbon.

Drinking bourbon is like a mini vacation in a glass.

Whiskey whisperer. Bourbon believer.

Life is full of important choices, like bourbon or more bourbon.

I’ve never met a problem that bourbon couldn’t solve.

Make no mistake, it’s never whisky business. It’s always bourbon pleasure.

Bourbon: for when life is as tough as barrel-aged whiskey.

Age only matters if you’re a bourbon.

I cook with wine. Sometimes, I even pour it into the glass. But when life gets tough, I turn to bourbon.

Sip happens, it’s okay to wine. But it’s even better to bourbon.

Never cry over spilled milk. It could’ve been bourbon.

The best things in life are aged, like fine bourbon.

Bourbon therapy, because life is brew-tiful.

There’s no such thing as too much bourbon or too many friends.

Bourbon forecast: 100% chance of happiness.

Make every hour bourbon hour.

Life’s too short for bad bourbon.

Anything is sippable if you put enough bourbon in it.

Bourbon: The liquid version of duct tape… it fixes everything.

I didn’t text you, bourbon did.

Bourbon is my spirit animal.

Friends bring happiness; Bourbon brings joy.

Water is essential for life, but bourbon is the reason I live.

Bourbon, because adulting is hard.

Just another day in paradise… with my bourbon.

I only drink bourbon on two occasions. When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine… I mean, bourbon.

There’s no app for a bourbon lifestyle.

Bourbon: Cheaper than therapy.

Bourbon made me do it.

Good friends are like fine bourbons, you always want them around.

Bourbon drinkers make grape friends.

Gym? Nah, I thought you said ‘gin’. Wait… I mean, bourbon!

Trust me, you can dance. – Bourbon

Hit me with your best shot ? of bourbon, of course!

Bourbon, because no great story ever started with a salad.

Password? No, I thought you said ‘bourbon’.

Wake up. Drink bourbon. Be awesome. Repeat.

Bourbon: Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

Sip me baby one more time.

Bourbon, neat. Because water is for washing.

Bourbon – like a hug from the inside.

Bourbon is the answer. Wait, what was the question?

In bourbon, we trust.

Life is too short, sip the bourbon.

Keep your friends close and your bourbon closer.

Drinking bourbon is not a habit, it?s a hobby.

Bourbon, the reason I get up every afternoon.

Bourbon made me do it.

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and say you asked for bourbon.

Bourbon: helping people forget about their problems since the 18th century.

Bourbon is my spirit animal.

Save water, drink bourbon.

I don’t get drunk. I just get more fun.

Live, Love, and drink bourbon.

I’m on a bourbon diet.

I didn’t text you, bourbon did.

Life?s too short to drink cheap bourbon.

Bourbon is cheaper than therapy.

It’s bourbon o’clock somewhere.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bourbon, and that’s kind of the same thing.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for bourbon.

Good friends offer advice; real friends offer bourbon.

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