Betty White Quotes

Age is just a number, and mine happens to be unlisted.

I don’t know what the secret to longevity is, but I try to laugh a lot.

I may be an old lady, but I still know how to have a good time.

I’ve learned that if you can’t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you’d like.

Aging gracefully is overrated – I’d rather go down laughing.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m starting to think I might be immortal.

I’m not getting older, I’m getting better – like a fine wine or a vintage car.

Retirement? I’ll sleep when I’m dead – right now, I’m too busy living.

I’ve never met a problem that a good joke couldn’t solve.

I can’t promise I’ll always remember everything, but I can guarantee I’ll never forget how to make you laugh.

I’ve been through a lot in my life, but I always keep a smile on my face – it’s cheaper than therapy.

It’s never too late to start something new – like a career in stand-up comedy.

I’ve been around long enough to know that the wrinkles are just laughter lines in disguise.

I may be old, but I can still rock a pair of high heels.

The older I get, the more I realize that life is too short to take seriously.

If someone tells me I’m too old to do something, I just smile and prove them wrong.

I may have a few gray hairs, but that’s just proof that I’ve lived a colorful life.

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.

At my age, I’ve earned the right to be a little bit cheeky.

I’ve learned that you’re never too old to chase your dreams – or a cute guy.

Retirement is for people who don’t know how to have fun anymore.

I don’t believe in aging gracefully – I believe in sassy, classy, and a bit brassy.

They say laughter keeps you young, so I must be doing something right.

I may have been born in the ‘20s, but I’ve got the spirit of a ‘60s flower child.

Don’t let my white hair fool you – I’m just getting started.

Life may throw you curveballs, but that’s just an opportunity to learn how to swing.

I may look sweet and innocent, but I’ve got a mischievous side that keeps life interesting.

I’ve learned that laughter is the key to staying young – that and a good moisturizer.

They say age is just a number, but in my case, it’s a damn impressive one.

I’m at an age where I don’t have time for negativity – unless it’s in the form of a positive pregnancy test.

I may have a few extra wrinkles, but I’ve also acquired a lot of wisdom – and a fabulous sense of humor.

I’ve learned that the best time to have a mid-life crisis is when you’re too old to care.

Life gets better with age, just like a fine wine or a sharp cheese.

I may be older than dirt, but I’ve still got plenty of fire left in me.

I don’t need caffeine to keep me awake – my sense of humor does the trick just fine.

I’m not getting older, I’m becoming a classic.

I’ve learned that every day is a gift, but some days are just gold-plated.

I’ve got a lifetime of stories to tell – and plenty of people to shock and scandalize.

I’ve learned that the best way to stay young at heart is to never stop dreaming.

I may be a senior citizen, but I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve.

I’ve lived long enough to know that the best things in life are worth waiting for – like dessert or a good punchline.

I’m not old, I’m just experienced – and slightly mischievous.

Age is just a state of mind – and my mind is still young and full of mischief.

I may be older, but I’m also wiser – and a whole lot more fun.

I may be a senior citizen, but I’ve still got sass for days.

I’m not old, I’m a well-seasoned vintage.

I don’t believe in growing up – I believe in growing wiser, funnier, and more fabulous.

They say youth is wasted on the young – luckily, laughter is not.

I’ve learned that life is too short to hold grudges or wear uncomfortable shoes.

Age may be catching up with me, but I’m still one sharp cookie.