Best Quotes from the TV Show Friends
I’ll be there for you, like I’ve been there before.
Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
You’re my lobster.
How you doin’?
We were on a break!
Could I be more in love with you?
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
You’re over me? When were you… under me?
They don’t know that we know they know we know.
You are the Rachel to my Ross.
I’m fine. Just a little sweaty… and hungry… and I might throw up, but other than that, I’m great!
Joey doesn’t share food!
You’re my person. You will always be my person.
Instead of getting married again, I’m just gonna find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!
I’m breezy, baby!
Is there a point to all this? Because my coffee’s getting cold.
Oh, aren’t you just a ray of sunshine?
I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested.
Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!
The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.
It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First, there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch…
I’m Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
Yes, I was a little jealous. I’m sorry. My sandwich was too loud!
I am not good at taking cute pictures! I always get drunk eyes!
Hey, you’re not even listening to me, are you?
You know how you make me feel? Like I’m not good enough!
They don’t know that we know they know we know.
Phoebe, that is brilliant. With all the mean, hurtful things Ross did to me, I should know his work.
The point is, there’s a small ceramic dog being carried across the city from a rainstorm…
Oh, I’m sorry! Did my back hurt your knife?
It’s a good thing we stopped having sex; I clearly would’ve gotten you pregnant.
How many cameras are actually on you?
Gum would be perfection.
Because I’m not a member of the Greenwich Country Club, I’m a transponster!
It’s always awkward when I see my exes; they all end up looking so old.
What’s not to like? Custard — good. Jam — good. Meat — good!
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Sometimes I wish I was an old man, so I could’ve lived my life already.
Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me, or are you practicing for the next time you’re on television?
I’m Ross, I’m an expert in divorce!
You don’t have to worry about your parents anymore. You have me!