Quotes for every day

Dishes today, or naked tomorrow. Can’t touch this oven mitt. Tomorrow’s meal is whatever didn’t kill us today. I’m just

Twins: because having one kid isn’t confusing enough. Double the giggles, double the grins, double the trouble when you’re blessed

May the magic of Christmas fill your hearts with joyful songs, cheerfulness and laughter. Merry Christmas, dear son and his

I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you. You know you’re a geek when you refuse to go to

Just another nut trying to get a squirrel. You can’t be everyone’s squirrel but you can be someone?s acorn. You

In this life, you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill. – The Governor We are the

Be like a mushroom, thrive in the dark. You’re a fungi to be around. Like a mushroom, I’m a fun

Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie. Home is

Straight Outta Timeout Party At My Crib, 2 A.M Milk Junkie I’m Not a Regular Baby, I’m a Cool Baby

Wishing you a purple haze of happiness on your birthday! Have a royally good time on your purple-themed birthday! The

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself as to why

The only place where the impossible becomes possible is in your own belief. Impossible is not in the dictionary of

Redemption comes to those who wait, forgiveness is the key. The stairway to redemption is always under construction. Redemption, like

A slice a day keeps the sadness away. Bake the world a better place, one pie at a time. Life

Adventures abound on your new age calendar. Dive headfirst into celebrating your incredible existence! Turn each candle on your birthday

Every cloud has a silver lining. Born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Silver threads among the gold. Speech

May your birthday be as bright as a shining star in the God’s sky! Mazal Tov on your special day!