Adorable Sayings for Baby Onesies
Straight Outta Timeout
Party At My Crib, 2 A.M
Milk Junkie
I’m Not a Regular Baby, I’m a Cool Baby
Naptime is My Happy Hour
Shake, Rattle, and Roll
Born to be Wild
Bald and Proud
Poop, There It Is
Diaper Loading? Please Wait
Hungry, Sleepy, Poopy, Repeat
Chubby, Bald, and Unemployed
Made with Love and Science
Faster Than 4G
I?m My Daddy?s Girl and My Mommy?s World
This is My Selfie Shirt
Gravity Tester
I Still Live With My Parents
Rollin? with My Homies
The Force is Strong with This One
Started From the Belly Now I’m Here
If You Think I’m Cute, You Should See My Mom
Spit Happens
Hello World
My Crib is My Castle.
Every day is a fashion show for me!
Straight from Heaven into Mommy’s/Daddy’s arms.
Wake up, be adorable, repeat.
Sleep like a boss, cry like a boss.
I’m not crying, I’m ordering dinner.
New KID on the Block.
Spit up is my favorite accessory.
Loving the Nap life.
Party in my crib, 2 AM no exceptions.
Half pint.
Daddy’s little buddy.
Shh.. I’m watching the game with Daddy.
Mother’s little miracle.
Cutest alarm clock ever.
Tiny but mighty.
Batteries not included.
Yes, I’m the baby everyone is talking about.
Full of snuggles and love.
Remember my cute, when I wake you up at night!
Smiles & Sleep, a baby’s life.
Born to be wild? until about 9 pm.
Ladies, I have arrived.
Onesies and Overtired, my life story.
Living the dream, one nap a time.
Smiles, selfless, & sleepless: that’s life with me.
Spit-up Happens
Silently Judging Your Parenting
Cute But Troublesome
Straight Outta Timeout
Freshly Squeezed
Just Did 9 Months On The Inside
I’m What Happened In Vegas
Milk Junkie
Future Heartbreaker
Nap King/Queen
Poop Factory
Droolicious
Change My Diaper, Not My DNA
Couch Potato In Training
I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me
Party At My Crib, 2 AM
Willing To Trade Siblings For Candy
I’m Not allowed To Date. Ever.
Professional Peek-a-Boo Player
Sugar And Spice, But Not Always Nice
Warning: Known To Flirt In Sleeper Mode
I Love (insert favorite food here) As Much As Mommy
Sleep Is My Superpower
Caution: Messy Eater!
Official Mischief Maker.