Happy birthday! I hope your candles outnumber your wrinkles!
Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb things, only slower!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number. A really big, annoying number.
I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are. And that's saying something!
Happy birthday to s... Read More
Happy birthday to the coolest brother in the world!
Wishing my amazing brother a birthday filled with joy and laughter.
On your special day, I hope all your dreams come true, dear brother.
Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my brother!
Sending you lots of love and warm wishes on your birthday, brother.
May ... Read More
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thirst-quenching solution.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
I believe the world is full of funny sayings... just not on Mondays.
I don't need anger management, I ne... Read More
All the world's a stage.
The show must go on.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.
Theatre is the artform where dreams come alive.
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Theatre is magic created by humans.
In the theatre, you feel alive and connected to... Read More
I'm the king of the world! - Jack Dawson
I figured life's a gift, not a guarantee. - Jack Dawson
Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. - Jack Dawson
You jump, I jump. - Jack Dawson
There's nothing I couldn't give you, Rose. There's nothing I'd deny you. - Jack ... Read More
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Don't grow up, it's a trap.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
My brain has too many tabs open.
I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a first-name basis with the floor.
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Success is my revenge.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
I'm a business, man.
I don't chase after anyone, if you wanna walk out of my life, then I'll hold the door open for you. Read More
I never want to be someone's second choice. If I'm not your priority, then I don't want to be a part of your life.
The best kind of love is the one that makes you a better person without changing you into someone other than yourself.
Don't be afraid to show your vulnerability. It's in those moments of honesty that true connections ... Read More
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
I'm the Lorax and I speak for the trees, which you seem to be lopping as fast as you please!
I hear things are just as bad up in Lake Erie.
And they couldn't have cared less ... Read More
I love you so much, it feels like my heart is going to burst.
You are the reason I smile every day, I love you so much.
My love for you knows no bounds, I love you so much.
You are the missing piece of my puzzle, I love you so much.
Being with you makes every day brighter, I love you so much.
You are the light ... Read More
We are defined by our actions, not our words.
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
It's never been a good bet ... Read More
It is what it is, accept it and move on.
Life is full of surprises, and sometimes we just have to accept it is what it is.
Don't dwell on the past, it is what it is.
Embrace the present moment, because it is what it is.
Sometimes things don't go as planned, but it is what it is.
Acceptance is the key to finding... Read More
The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive. - John Green
Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war. - John Green
It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn't the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things. - John Green
You can love someone so much..... Read More
Live, love, laugh
Carpe diem
Be fearless
Follow your heart
Stay wild
Choose happiness
Dream big
Believe in yourself
Embrace the journey
Find your peace
Stay positive
Love yourself first
Stay true to yourself
Find your inner strength
Never give up Read More
Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
You ever think about how some things are just meant to be?
I reckon you gotta do what you gotta do.
I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
I don't reckon I got no other choice.
There... Read More
Happy anniversary to my incredible friend! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.
Congrats on another year of love and togetherness! May your bond only grow stronger with time.
Cheers to your special day! May your anniversary be filled with joy, laughter, and happy memories.
It's amazing to see how far you've come as ... Read More
To be, or not to be, that is the question.
This above all: to thine own self be true.
Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Whe... Read More
When Harry met Sally, he knew his life was about to change forever.
You know you've found true love when Harry meets Sally.
Harry and Sally showed us that friendship can turn into something more.
Sometimes, love can be found when you least expect it, just like when Harry met Sally.
When Harry met Sally, their love sto... Read More
I love my job, but only when I'm on vacation.
I work well under pressure... as long as it's someone else's pressure.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode at work.
My job is like a gym membership I pay for it but rarely go.
Work hard, nap harder.
I'm not a control freak, I just prefer things to be ... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
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Read MoreA best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. True friends are never apart,
Read MoreThe struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow. Stars can’t shine without darkness. Smooth seas
Read MoreEmbrace your inner weirdo and rock it on Instagram. Normal is boring, embrace your freaky side. Life is too short
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