When you're the greatest fighter in the world today, they got a name for you. They don't call you a great fighter, they call you Chael Sonnen.
I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm like Jon Jones; I sound like Sean Combs, and I've got trombone-sized stones like John Holmes.
Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck.
You d... Read More
Woof Woof Hooray! It's your special day! Happy Birthday from your best fur-end!
From morning walks to late-night cuddles, every day is better with you. Happy Birthday, my human!
Wishing you as much happiness on your birthday as you give me every day. Woof You!
Barking the birthday song for you, my favorite human. Have a ... Read More
Be patient with your self, nothing in nature blooms all year.
A new beginning is a promise full of potential.
The world is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow thinner.
Your body is not a thing. It is a fathomless potential, shaped moment to moment by the way you are present and attentive to it.... Read More
Sip it like bourbon, let it burn slow.
I?d rather be someone?s shot of bourbon than everyone?s cup of tea.
Whiskey is water without the bad parts.
Bourbon is the answer, but I can't remember the question.
Bourbon's warmth is the language of love.
Bourbon - because adulting is hard.
Life is like go... Read More
Life is too short for traffic on the slow lane, ride a Harley.
When life gets complicated, I ride my Harley Davidson.
Riding a Harley Davidson: the closest thing to flying without leaving the ground.
I'd rather be a rider for a minute, than a spectator for a lifetime.
Freedom is a full tank and a Harley Davidson.... Read More
I don't want to be the best in the world, I want to be the best for the world.
In football, the result is an impostor. You can do things really, really well but not win. There's something greater than the result, more lasting ? a legacy.
Dreaming is not the same as achieving, I dreamt, I fought, and I achieved.
If I'm on... Read More
Every stitch counts.
Thread therapy is real.
Life is short, stitch fast.
I dream in cross stitch.
I'm a stitcher, what's your superpower?
Handmade with love.
Keep calm and carry on stitching.
Stitch by stitch, day by day.
In the rhythm of the needles, there is music for the soul. <... Read More
The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. - Max Payne
When you're looking down at the wrinkled body of the woman you loved, you realize you're no hero - Max Payne
The darker the night, the more visible the stars. - Max Payne
Death is inevitable. Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. - Max Payne
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The first shall be last, and the last shall be first.
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
Deny yourself, pick up your cross and follow me.
Whoever tries to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life will preserve it.
Love your ene... Read More
Wake Up & Make Up
Beauty in a Bag
Glam on the Go
Let's Face the Day
I'm not Perfect, But My Makeup Bag Is
Lashes Speak Louder Than Words
Lipstick Can't Solve Problems, But It's a Pretty Good Start
Where There's a Wing, There's a Way
Hello Gorgeous
Sassy, Classy, and a Bit S... Read More
I find myself in the unusual position of having request that we make mine a bourbon. - President Richard M. Nixon
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good bourbon is barely enough. - Mark Twain
There is no bad bourbon. There are only some bourbons that aren't as good as others. - Raymond Chandler
Bourbon does for m... Read More
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'.
I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.
I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that's an absolute necessity. Read More
I'm crafty and I know it!
Craftiness is happiness.
Scissors, glue, and glitter, oh my!
I craft, therefore I hoard.
Crafting: cheaper than therapy.
Crafting keeps me sane in my world of insane.
I've got glue sticks and I'm not afraid to use them.
Crafters don't make mistakes, they just add ... Read More
Sweet dreams are made of these...cupcakes!
Cupcakes make the world a sweeter place.
Life is short, eat the cupcake.
Into every life, a little cake must fall.
Cupcakes are sweet and even more so when shared.
Abs are cool and all, but have you tried cupcakes?
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy... Read More
A real man doesn't love multiple women, he loves one woman in multiple ways.
Being a real man doesn't mean having a lot of women, but giving your all to one woman.
Be real, be yourself, be unique, be true, be honest, be humble, be happy.
The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his biceps, it's in the love with w... Read More
In Leo's world, the sun never sets.
A Leo doesn't follow the crowd; they are the crowd.
Leo's pride is brighter than their constellation.
Live like a Leo: Bold, Brave and Beautiful.
Leo shines even without the spotlight.
Leo's heart roars louder than any lion.
The world is the jungle, and Leo is t... Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreLove knows no bounds. In your embrace, I find solace. Every day with you is a blessing. Your love completes
Read MoreAge is just a number, wisdom is timeless. With age comes wisdom, and a few more wrinkles. Growing older is
Read MoreI would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez Morticia, you’re so beautiful.
Read MoreBirds of a feather flock together. Spread your wings and soar. In every bird, there’s a song waiting to be
Read MoreI don’t care about being liked, I care about being successful. I’ve always believed that hard work pays off, no
Read MoreMay your baby shower be filled with love and happiness! Wishing you all the joy and excitement as you welcome
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