Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Surgery Recovery Journey

I survived surgery and all I got was this lousy hospital gown.

Recovering from surgery is my new full-time job.

I’m on the mend, but my hospital bill is still in surgery.

Recovery is just a lot of napping with breaks for medication.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but painkillers come in a close second.

Recovery: when Netflix becomes your personal trainer.

I thought recovery would be a breeze, but it’s more like a slow crawl.

I don’t always have surgery, but when I do, I recover like a boss.

Recovery is a marathon, not a sprint… unless it’s a sprint to the bathroom.

Recovery is the perfect excuse to binge-watch all those guilty pleasure shows.

They said I needed surgery, but all I really needed was a good nap.

Recovery is like being stuck in a waiting room… but with better magazines.

Who needs abs when you can have flabs during recovery?

Recovery is a great time to catch up on all the snacking you’ve missed.

Laughter is the best medicine, but the hospital cafeteria food is a close second.

Recovery: where painkillers become your best friends.

Surgery recovery is the perfect time to embrace your inner couch potato.

I may be recovering from surgery, but my sense of humor is still in top form.

If laughter is the best medicine, then recovery is my prescription for life.

Recovery is like a rollercoaster ride of naps and medications.

Recovering from surgery gives you a new appreciation for the simple joys in life, like pain-free sneezing.

Recovery may be slow, but my funny bone is healing just fine.

Recovery is when you realize how many friends you have in the pharmacy.

Recovery: a time to embrace your inner sloth.

Surgery recovery is the perfect excuse to binge-watch all the shows you’ve been meaning to watch.

Recovery may have its ups and downs, but at least I’ll have great stories to tell.

Who needs a gym membership when you can just recover from surgery instead?

Recovery is like a vacation, except you’re not allowed to do anything fun.

Laughter is the best medicine, but painkillers are a close second.

Recovery is the perfect time to catch up on all your favorite hobbies… as long as they involve lying down.

Surgery recovery is just an extended staycation in a hospital gown.

Recovery: when you realize that hospital food is actually not that bad.

They say time flies when you’re having fun, but in recovery, it just drags on.

Recovery is like a never-ending nap marathon.

Who needs abs when you can have flabs during surgery recovery?

Recovery: when sweatpants and baggy shirts become your new fashion statement.

Surgery recovery is a time to embrace your inner sloth and become one with the couch.

Recovery is a perfect time to brush up on your Netflix skills.

They said recovery would be a breeze, but they failed to mention the painkillers.

Recovery is like a free pass to eat all the ice cream you want.

Surgery recovery is when all your friends become doctors and nurses.

Recovery: a time to embrace your inner diva and demand a butler for your every need.

Recovery is just a fancy term for sleeping and snacking.

Who needs a personal trainer when you have surgery recovery on your schedule?

Recovery: when bed sores become your newest fashion accessory.

Surgery recovery is the perfect time to binge-watch all those shows you pretend you don’t watch.

Recovery is the perfect excuse to indulge in your favorite guilty pleasures.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but in recovery, it’s more like painkillers.

Recovery: when napping becomes an Olympic sport.

Who needs a gym membership when you can recover from surgery instead?