Quotes

Life is short, eat cake.

There's always time for cake.

Cake is happiness.

Cake makes everything better.

A cake a day keeps the worries away.

Cake is the answer, no matter the question.

Cake is a sweet escape.

Cake is the ultimate celebration of life.

Cake is love in edible form.

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Satan represents the dark forces within each of us.

Satanism is about celebrating individualism and embracing our true selves.

Don't follow blindly; question everything and think for yourself.

We are responsible for our own actions and have the power to shape our own destiny.

Satanism is not about evil, but about embr...
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May day is a reminder that even in the darkest times, there is always hope.

May day celebrates the strength and resilience of the working class.

On May day, let us remember the sacrifices made by those who fought for workers' rights.

May day is a call to action for social change and justice.

May day reminds us that un...
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Change is inevitable, embrace it with open arms.

Fear of change is the enemy of progress.

The only thing we have to fear is the fear of change itself.

Change is the catalyst for growth and self-discovery.

Those who fear change are destined to be left behind.

Change is the key to unlocking new possibilities. Read More

Forgive others, as you are forgiven.

Love your enemies, for they need it the most.

The Lord will fight for you; you need only to be still.

Do not worry about tomorrow, for it will worry about itself.

Do everything in love.

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.

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Love is in the air, and so is my microphone!

I'll serenade you till the end of time.

I may not be a rock star, but I'll rock your wedding.

Music is the language of love, and I'm fluent in it.

I'm the wedding singer, not a love doctor. But I can still make you swoon.

Being a wedding singer is like being the cupi...
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did life not give you a personal assistant to cater to your every need?

You know, complaining should really be an Olympic sport. I think you'd have a chance at a gold medal.

I'm so glad that your life is so perfect that the only thing you have to worry about is complaining.

Oh, please continue to tell me how t...
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The moment you awaken, you realize that you were asleep all along.

Awakening is not a one-time event, it is a lifelong process.

In the light of awakening, everything becomes clear and meaningful.

Awakening is like stepping into a world of infinite possibilities.

The greatest awakening is the realization of who you rea...
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Dream, dream, dream. Dreams transform into thoughts and thoughts result in action. - Abdul Kalam

Don't take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck. - Abdul Kalam

If you want to shine like the sun, first burn like the sun. - Abdul Kalam

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In the game of life, I'd rather be on the red team.

Blue may be calm, but red is fiery and passionate.

Red is the color of power, while blue is the color of tranquility.

When in doubt, choose red.

Blue may be cool, but red is hot.

In the battle of red vs blue, red has always been my favorite.

Blue may be...
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Kindergarten: where the adventure of learning begins.

In kindergarten, we play, we learn, and we grow.

Every child is an artist in kindergarten.

Kindergarten is the bridge between home and school.

Kindergarten: where friendships are made and memories are created.

In kindergarten, the world is our classroom. Read More

Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Albert Einstein

The only things certain in life are death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Taxes are the lifeblood of government, necessary for its existence but burdensome to the in...
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I told my wife she should stick to one team, but she keeps cheering for the referee.

I asked the football coach if he had any tips for winning. He said, 'Yeah, try scoring more goals than the other team.'

My friend thinks he's the best footballer ever. I asked him how many goals he scored last season and he said, 'Well, I didn't ke...
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Be yourself, everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde

Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life. - Steve Jobs

The only way to be truly unique is to be yourself. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to be different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else. - Unknown

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Coffee is my spirit animal.

Life starts after coffee.

But first, coffee.

Espresso yourself.

Rise and grind!

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Keep calm and drink coffee.

Coffee is a hug in a mug.

Coffee makes everything better.

Inhale caff...
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The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, yo...
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Leadership is not about being in charge. It is about taking care of those in your charge.

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.

The greatest leadership is by example.

Leadership is not about titles, positions, or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another.

The measure of a leade...
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A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Life is beautiful when you have friends who are like family.

Love is friendship that has caught fire.

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

Friendship is the c...
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Success is determined not by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up.

Our lives are determined by our choices, not by our circumstances.

If we focus on education, we can change the course of our future.

Giving up is never an option when you truly believe in yourself.

Dream big, work hard, and ne...
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I'm on a roll, like toilet paper.

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can keep track of my enemies in the dark.

They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. That's why I'm wearing a cape.

I may not be the hero Gotham deserves, but I'm definitely the one it needs right now.

I'm not saying I'm Batman, but ...
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