Life is like an ear of corn; always try to be a kernel above the rest.
Popping with possibility.
The cornier the better.
All ears for sweet whispers of corn.
Corn, the a-maize-ing grain!
Sow the seeds of kindness and reap a harvest of happiness.
Every kernel counts.
Plant dreams, pull weed... Read More
I'm not a murderer. I just chopped up my girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that make me a bad guy?
You know, it's strange. I feel like I've been here before.
Hail to the king, baby.
Come get some.
We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?
My name is Ash and I am a slave.
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The ship of obedience sails smoothly on the sea of success.
Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose and commit to what is best for you.
True obedience is a matter of love, which makes it voluntary, not compelled.
The first step of wisdom is to obey, and the second is to understand.
A ... Read More
Coffee, Scrubs, and Rubber Gloves
Brewed with Love & Care, for the Nurse in the Chair
Steamed up & Ready to Save Lives
Decaf? Not on my Shift!
Sipping Fuel for those Night Shift Vibes
Blood type: Coffee!
Just a Nurse with a Latte Love
Keep Calm, I'm a Nurse with Caffeine!
Measure T... Read More
Mom: powered by love, fueled by wine
Mom's Sippy Cup
Sip Happens, It's OK to Wine
Mom?s Therapy Wine Glass
Classy Sassy and a bit Smart Assy.
Mom Fuel
Mommy?s Juice
Because Kids
Love you to the Wine and Back
Wine a little, laugh a lot!
Moms and Wine: The Perfect Pai... Read More
May the warmth of this Lohri burn away all the sadness and bring you endless joy, peace, and prosperity. Happy Lohri!
Spark a light in your heart this Lohri. Let it be the beacon that guides you towards great happiness. Happy Lohri!
A joyful Lohri to you! Here's to abundant blessings, warmer hearts, and brighter futures.
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Unhappiness is not about what we don't have, but it's about not realising what we do have.
We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent a life we've created ourselves? Who's to blame, who's to credit, but us? Who can change it, anytime we wish, but us?
The mystery of human existence lies not... Read More
Every life is a spark in the darkness.
Life is always worth fighting for.
Fierce in the face of adversity, every life is a precious gift.
There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world.
Every human heartbeat is a universe of possibilities.
Being pro-life is not just about protect... Read More
Barrel racing is a dance between horse and rider, executed with grace, speed, and power.
Barrel racing isn't just a sport, it's a way of life.
Racing to the barrel, and heart to the finish line.
Turn and burn, baby! This is barrel racing!
Three turns, two hearts, one soul - that's barrel racing.
Barrel ra... Read More
Cheers to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other above the sanity line!
Happy anniversary! We're not pretending to be happy, we're just really good actors.
Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
Happy anniversary! The secret to... Read More
The more complex the world situation becomes, the more scientific and rational analysis you need.
In the future, the most successful are those that are capable of creating a synthesis out of plurality.
Until we get our ecological act together, our attempts to feed the rest of the world's population are bound to fail.
We ... Read More
The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. - Criss Jami
People will always notice the change in your attitude towards them but they will never notice their behavior that made you change. - Anonymous
Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me. - Anonymous
Rudeness is the we... Read More
May this Bhogi festival bring you bountiful harvest and endless prosperity. Happy Bhogi!
Wishing the warmth of Bhogi fires bring warmth into your life. Happy Bhogi!
May the joy and merriment of Bhogi last forever in your heart. Have a delightful Bhogi!
Celebrate the auspicious day of Bhogi with joy and zeal. Wishing you ... Read More
Drumming is not my hobby, it's my passion.
Drummers hit it harder.
When words fail, I let the sticks talk.
I speak fluent paradiddle.
My drum set is my therapist.
Life without drums is like a beat without rhythm.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Born to drum, forced to work.
Keeping lif... Read More
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole.
Never thought I?d die fighting side by side with an elf.
Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for?
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe.
That still only counts as one!
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Ocean is the avenue, cruise is the ride!
Cruise hair, don't care.
All aboard the sea-scape route!
Keep calm and cruise on.
Life is better in flip-flops on a cruise.
Sea-ya on the next wave!
Find me where the anchor drops.
Cruise mode: ON.
Bon voyage to the work days, hello to cruis... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreMay your motorcycle roar louder than your last year! Happy Birthday, Road King! Wishing you a day filled with rumbling
Read MoreSometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. A little consideration, a little thought for others,
Read MoreDid you know that Michelangelo began his artistic career at the young age of 13? Michelangelo was not only a
Read MoreTrust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. – Proverbs 3:5 For I
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