Weed Quotes that will make you laugh

I’m not addicted to weed, I’m in a committed relationship.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on ganja time.

Life is better when you’re high on weed and laughter.

Marijuana: because some days you just need a little extra green.

I may not be a weed expert, but I do know how to roll a mean joint.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

Weed: the only plant that can bring people together instead of tearing them apart.

Weed: because sometimes you just need a little natural medication.

I’m not a procrastinator, I just like to take my time enjoying my weed.

Weed doesn’t make you a better person, it just makes you more accepting of yourself.

Weed is my co-pilot.

I don’t trip on trips, I trip on weed.

Weed is a gateway drug… to the fridge.

Who needs caffeine when you have cannabis?

My love for weed is higher than my credit score.

I’m not weird, I’m just high on weed.

I don’t need a pick-me-up, I need a roll-me-up.

Inhale the good, exhale the bad, and pass the joint.

I don’t smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enhance it.

Keep calm and puff on.

Don’t worry, be happy… and smoke weed.

If you’re not living your life ‘high’ then you’re not truly living.

Weed: the secret ingredient to making everything more enjoyable.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.

The best things in life are green.

Don’t judge a stoner by their cover, judge them by the size of their stash.

I don’t need a therapist, I just need a big bag of weed.

Does smoking weed make me forgetful? Wait, what was the question?

Weed: making ugly people look sexy since forever.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m high.

No one likes a quitter. Except when it comes to smoking weed.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on permanent vacation.

Weed: the only thing that can make Monday feel like Friday.

Weed: a plant that brings people together, one hit at a time.

I’m not addicted to weed; I just have a passionate relationship with it.

Weed is not a drug, it’s a lifestyle choice.

If life gets too tough, just roll with it.

Weed: the only thing that can turn a bad day into a good adventure.

Inhale confidence, exhale doubt.

I may not have my shit together, but at least I have a good supply of weed.

Weed: because sometimes you just need to laugh at life’s absurdities.

I don’t have a problem with weed, I have a problem without it.

I’m not paranoid, I just think everyone else is.

Weed: the best friend you never knew you needed.

I got 99 problems, but weed solves like 98 of them.

Weed: the reason why I have such great ideas in the shower.

I don’t need a prince charming, I need a prince rolling a spliff.

Smoking weed isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

I tried to escape reality, but reality found a way to get high with me.

Weed: the official language of chill.