Weed Quotes that will make you laugh
I’m not addicted to weed, I’m in a committed relationship.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on ganja time.
Life is better when you’re high on weed and laughter.
Marijuana: because some days you just need a little extra green.
I may not be a weed expert, but I do know how to roll a mean joint.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
Weed: the only plant that can bring people together instead of tearing them apart.
Weed: because sometimes you just need a little natural medication.
I’m not a procrastinator, I just like to take my time enjoying my weed.
Weed doesn’t make you a better person, it just makes you more accepting of yourself.
Weed is my co-pilot.
I don’t trip on trips, I trip on weed.
Weed is a gateway drug… to the fridge.
Who needs caffeine when you have cannabis?
My love for weed is higher than my credit score.
I’m not weird, I’m just high on weed.
I don’t need a pick-me-up, I need a roll-me-up.
Inhale the good, exhale the bad, and pass the joint.
I don’t smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enhance it.
Keep calm and puff on.
Don’t worry, be happy… and smoke weed.
If you’re not living your life ‘high’ then you’re not truly living.
Weed: the secret ingredient to making everything more enjoyable.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.
The best things in life are green.
Don’t judge a stoner by their cover, judge them by the size of their stash.
I don’t need a therapist, I just need a big bag of weed.
Does smoking weed make me forgetful? Wait, what was the question?
Weed: making ugly people look sexy since forever.
I’m not high maintenance, I’m high.
No one likes a quitter. Except when it comes to smoking weed.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on permanent vacation.
Weed: the only thing that can make Monday feel like Friday.
Weed: a plant that brings people together, one hit at a time.
I’m not addicted to weed; I just have a passionate relationship with it.
Weed is not a drug, it’s a lifestyle choice.
If life gets too tough, just roll with it.
Weed: the only thing that can turn a bad day into a good adventure.
Inhale confidence, exhale doubt.
I may not have my shit together, but at least I have a good supply of weed.
Weed: because sometimes you just need to laugh at life’s absurdities.
I don’t have a problem with weed, I have a problem without it.
I’m not paranoid, I just think everyone else is.
Weed: the best friend you never knew you needed.
I got 99 problems, but weed solves like 98 of them.
Weed: the reason why I have such great ideas in the shower.
I don’t need a prince charming, I need a prince rolling a spliff.
Smoking weed isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
I tried to escape reality, but reality found a way to get high with me.
Weed: the official language of chill.