Wedding Crashers Quotes: Hilarious Lines from the Classic Comedy

True love stories never have endings. – John Beckwith

We’re like the Mount Everest of wedding crashers. I might actually get a little excited. – Jeremy Grey

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. – John Beckwith

I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. – Jeremy Grey

Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper. – John Beckwith

Don’t ever leave me, because I’d find you. – Jeremy Grey

Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. – John Beckwith

Life is short. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Jeremy Grey

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more. – John Beckwith

I’m sorry, I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. – Jeremy Grey

You know, there’s nothing wrong with letting a girl know that you’re money and that you want to party. – John Beckwith

I’d like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona, but it’s not Halloween. – Jeremy Grey

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. – John Beckwith

Love is patient, love is kind. – Jeremy Grey

I expect you lot to represent me while I’m slaying it at the gaming tables of Atlantic City. – John Beckwith

Rule #1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind. – Jeremy Grey

I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying. – John Beckwith

I hope you have the time of your life. – Jeremy Grey

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. – John Beckwith

This is what happens when you let your guard down! You get hurt! – Jeremy Grey

I am a silly man. – John Beckwith

Find out what you want, holding you back, and get rid of it. – Jeremy Grey

If you’re a bird, I’m a bird. – John Beckwith

We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. – Jeremy Grey

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. – John Beckwith

Grief can be a great motivator. – Jeremy Grey

I don’t believe in God, but I’m absolutely terrified of him. – John Beckwith

You must be passionate, you must be focused, you must be strong, and you must love what you’re doing. – Jeremy Grey

There is something about everything that you can be attracted to. – John Beckwith

I’m saying, I–I love you. – Jeremy Grey

It seems to me that love is everywhere. – John Beckwith

Maybe I’m just not good enough! – Jeremy Grey

True love didn’t come easy. – John Beckwith

You haven’t tried hard enough. You need to push yourself. – Jeremy Grey

Don’t ever forget to dance. – John Beckwith

Is it just me, or do you want to crash another wedding? – Jeremy Grey

Weddings are about bringing people together, not separating them. – John Beckwith

I’m ready to get this party started. – Jeremy Grey

You complete me. – John Beckwith

Love is a wonderful thing that everyone should experience. – Jeremy Grey

The power of love can overcome anything. – John Beckwith

Life is a journey, and love is the destination. – Jeremy Grey

A soulmate is someone who truly understands you. – John Beckwith

Love is the greatest adventure of all. – Jeremy Grey

Love is a choice, not a feeling. – John Beckwith

The key to a successful marriage is communication. – Jeremy Grey

Love is the bridge between two hearts. – John Beckwith

Marriage is a partnership based on love and trust. – Jeremy Grey

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. – John Beckwith

Love is the answer to all of life’s questions. – Jeremy Grey