Wayne’s World Quotes

Party on, Wayne!

We’re not worthy!

I just happen to have no social skills.

If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

Live in the now, man. Embrace the moment. That kind of thing.

You know, I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

It’s not just a clever name, it’s a state of mind.

We’re in Delaware!

Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party time! Excellent!

I’m having a good time and I don’t even know why.

If you book them, they will come.

We’ll go with the flow, we’ll get out of this city, we’ll head for the coast, and we’ll have ourselves a little … road trip!

We are not failures. We are simply between successes.

If she were a president, she would be Babe-raham Lincoln.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before, but I’ll probably stay in Aurora.

We fear change.

I’ll have the cream of sum yun guy!

I’m just a regular guy with a big imagination.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’

We’re not mentally ill, we’re mentally awesome!

It’s like a new pair of underwear. It’s got to be supportive, but also breathable.

All I have to say about that is ‘asphinctersayswhat?’

We put the ‘suck’ in success.

I’m the player, you’re the coach. We need each other.

She’s a babe. She’s a fox. She’s a whole new dimension of good-looking.

We are nothing but the sum of our experiences.

We’re not going anywhere, and just when it seems like things couldn’t get any better… you come along and prove us right.

We are hacks.

I think we’ll go with a little ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, gentlemen.

If you’re going to spew, spew into this.

You’ll never outweigh my sheer awesomeness.

I’d have to say ‘Party On’ to all my friends!

It’s like people only do things because they get paid, and that’s just really sad.

It’s the world, man. World! We have enabled technology to rule our lives.

I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to ask you to leave. We were sent here to investigate, and instead we got the worst band in the world.

There is no normal, just different degrees of weirdness.

This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out, I was just really bored.

Learning guitar, breaking hearts. It’s a living.

I don’t even know what street Canada is on.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year… and then I realized I was just really bored.

I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do.

We’re not just a band, we’re a way of life.

We’re not normal, but we’re not supposed to be.

I don’t have a problem, I have a solution. We call it a breakthrough.

I’m completely unremarkable and perfectly average, yet I inspire awe and envy in all that I meet.

We are not alone. We are not the only ones who can’t get a date on a Saturday night.