Unbelievably Dumb Senior Quotes

I didn’t come this far to only come this far.

Too cool for school, but definitely not for a senior quote.

High school is just a rollercoaster ride without any seatbelts.

Senior year: the most expensive free education you’ll ever get.

You can call me a senior, but I prefer ‘experienced teenager’.

I survived four years of high school, but my dignity may never recover.

Senior year: where sleeping through class is considered a sport.

If life gives you lemons, hopefully they’re in the senior lounge.

Goodbye, high school drama. Hello, adulting drama!

I may be a senior, but I’ll always be young at heart.

Here’s to the kid who never took a nap in kindergarten, but now requires daily caffeine in senior year.

They say high school is the best four years of your life. I hope they’re wrong.

Senior year: the calm before the storm of responsibility hits.

I may be graduating, but that doesn’t mean I actually know what I’m doing.

Senioritis: the chronic condition that affects 99% of graduating seniors.

High school taught me many things, but most importantly, how to microwave ramen to perfection.

Thanks to Google, I graduated with a major in ‘How to Avoid Studying’.

If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I would win gold in senior year.

If there’s one thing high school taught me, it’s that I have a talent for avoiding hall monitors.

Seniors: the cool kids who have already mastered the art of late-night pizza delivery.

I may be a senior, but I’m still a child at heart. Can someone please tell my parents?

If life gives you tests, make sure you bring a pencil to the senior lounge.

High school graduation is just the beginning of a lifelong amateur comedy career.

As a senior, I’ve learned that finding the perfect emoji for every situation is a valuable life skill.

I spent four years trying to fit in, only to realize that I was born to stand out.

If high school was a movie, I would want a refund on the ticket.

In high school, I was voted ‘most likely to use song lyrics as my senior quote’ and boy, did I deliver.

The real world awaits, but first, let me take a selfie in my graduation cap.

High school taught me many lessons, but the most important one was how to survive on microwaveable meals.

They say youth is wasted on the young, but I say it’s just the preparation for being a senior.

High school was a maze, but luckily, I had a GPS named ‘best friends’ to guide me.

For all the moments of insanity in high school, at least I can say I was never bored.

High school may be the end of an era, but it’s just the beginning of a new chapter.

Four years of high school and I still don’t know how to properly fold a fitted sheet.

If high school was a game, I definitely picked ‘hard mode’.

My senior quote may be ridiculous, but at least it’s memorable.

High school: where the trophies are just participation awards, but the memories are priceless.

If life is a journey, high school was the scenic route filled with detours and wrong turns.

Dear high school, thanks for the memories… and the excessive amounts of cafeteria pizza.

High school is the perfect training ground for all future awkward social interactions.

The secret to surviving high school: a good sense of humor and a stash of snacks in your locker.

I thought high school was tough until I realized that adulting is a whole new level of challenging.

If high school was a reality TV show, I would be the star of the ‘Drama Queen’ edition.

High school taught me the art of multitasking: texting under the desk while pretending to pay attention.

To all the underclassmen: enjoy the ride, embrace the chaos, and expect the unexpected. Senior year is coming.