Top Mustache Sayings: Wisdom Wrapped in Whiskers
Groomed to perfection, my mustache is my reflection.
Life is better with a mustache.
Make a statement, grow a mustache.
Fear the mustache, not the man.
A mustache is the mark of a gentleman.
Underneath this mustache lies a smile.
Respect the mustache you cannot grow.
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.
Every mustache has a story.
Life is short, mustaches are eternal.
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Growing a mustache is like golfing, it requires patience and a lot of trimming.
When life gives you lemons, grow a mustache.
My mustache brings all the girls to the yard.
Cultivating a mustache takes patience and time.
Mustaches are like opinions, everyone has a different look.
There?s a name for people without mustaches ? women.
Handlebar, Chevron, or Horseshoe, every mustache is a masterpiece.
Embrace the glorious mess that is mustache.
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic gentleman with a mustache.
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.
There’s a name for people without mustaches ? women.
Mustaches: Turning boys into gentlemen.
Grow what your father gave you.
Mustaches: Nature’s billboard for awesomeness.
Grow your ‘stache with passion and the world will wave back in awe.
A mustache is the mark of a man. Let it be true and bold.
Remember, it?s not just a mustache. It?s a facial badge of courage.
Life is better with a mustache.
The bigger the mustache, the manlier the man.
Fear the mustache, not the man.
A mustache isn?t just grown in the upper lip, it?s grown in the heart.
Make your statement without saying a word; grow a mustache.
Every mustache has a message. What does yours say?
The mustache is the mirror of the soul.
The man who wears a mustache is always at the peak of his power.
Every whisker tells a story.
In a world full of trends, remain a classic with your mustache.
Keep calm and grow a mustache.
Confidence is a well-groomed mustache.
A mustache isn?t just hair, it?s a lifestyle.
A gentleman?s wisdom travels through his mustache.
Not everyone wears a hero’s mask. Some just grow a mustache.
Great men don’t find a style. A style finds a great mustache!
A mustache is worth a thousand words.
Life isn’t perfect, but your mustache can be.
The most sincere form of flattery? A well-crafted mustache.
Leading the world, one mustache at a time.
Why blend in when your mustache was born to stand out?
The world always seems brighter from behind a mustache.
A mustache is the mark of a man.
Life is better with a mustache.
Wear a mustache, rule the world.
Beards may come and go, but the mustache is eternal.
The mustache makes the man.
He who sacrifices his mustache for a woman deserves neither.
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
‘It’s not just a mustache, it’s a lifestyle.
Mustaches – separating the men from the boys.
A mustache isn’t just facial hair, it’s facial art.
No mustache, no respect.
A man without mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar.
Fear the mustache.
The only reason to shave your mustache is for the joy of growing it again.
It’s not a mustache, it’s a face trophy.
Mustaches are the new black.
Grow a mustache – conquer the world.
A gentleman without a mustache is like a sentence without punctuation.
You don?t choose the mustache; the mustache chooses you.
The mustache: Making ordinary men extraordinary since the beginning of time.
A mustache is worth a thousand words.
Save water, grow a mustache.