Tom Segura Quotes – Hilarious and Insightful Gems from the Comedian

Life is all about finding humor in the darkest places.

I can’t control what people say about me, but I can control how I react to it.

Laughter is the best medicine, and my goal is to be a walking pharmacy.

If you’re not offending anyone, you’re not doing comedy right.

I’m not a people pleaser, I’m a comedian.

Comedy is an art form that allows us to explore uncomfortable topics in a safe space.

I don’t want to be famous, I just want to make people laugh.

Comedy is the language of truth disguised as a joke.

Being politically correct is overrated. It’s comedy’s job to push boundaries.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re missing out on the best joke of all.

I don’t apologize for my jokes, I apologize to the people who can’t handle them.

Comedy should make you think and question everything, including yourself.

The best comedians are the ones who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is.

Comedy is a way to connect with people on a deeper level.

I choose laughter over being offended any day.

The key to a successful joke is timing, delivery, and a touch of controversy.

I don’t aim to offend, but if I do, so be it. Laughter is worth it.

There’s nothing more liberating than being able to laugh at the absurdity of life.

Political correctness kills comedy. Let’s bring back the laughs.

You can’t please everyone, especially in the comedy world.

The world needs more laughter and less sensitivity.

I’m not trying to change the world, I’m just trying to make it laugh.

The best comedians are the ones who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable.

Laughter is the universal language that brings people together.

Comedy is a way to shed light on uncomfortable truths.

I don’t care if you love or hate me, as long as I made you laugh.

Society needs comedy to challenge the status quo.

Comedy is a form of rebellion against conformity.

If you can make someone laugh, you have the power to brighten their day.

Laughter is contagious, let’s spread it everywhere.

Comedy is a way to express the unexpressed.

I don’t aim to offend, I aim to make you question.

Comedy is a release valve for the chaos of life.

The best jokes are the ones that make you think twice.

I may not be the funniest person in the world, but I’ll give it my best shot.

Comedy is my way of dealing with the absurdity of the world.

I don’t take myself too seriously, and neither should you.

The world needs more laughter and less judgment.

Comedy is a way to challenge social norms and expectations.

I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s shot of whiskey.

I’m not here to please everyone, I’m here to make people laugh.

Laughter is the sound of freedom.

Comedy is a celebration of the human experience, flaws and all.

I don’t care if you like me or hate me, as long as I made you laugh.

Comedy is a form of rebellion against the mundane.

Laughter is the soundtrack of life.

Comedy is the art of saying what everyone is thinking.

I’m not here to be politically correct, I’m here to be funny.

Laughter is the best way to cope with the absurdity of existence.

Comedy is the light in the darkness, shining a spotlight on the truth.