Tired quotes

I’m so tired, I could hibernate like a bear.

Being tired is my permanent state of mind.

If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘I’m tired,’ I’d be a millionaire.

I’m not sleepy, I’m just constantly tired.

Tired is my middle name.

Sleeping is my favorite hobby… because I’m always tired.

I envy people who can function without any sleep.

Tiredness is the soundtrack of my life.

Coffee is my life force.

I have a love-hate relationship with my bed – I love it, but it hates to let me go.

I’m so tired, I could sleep for a week.

Sleep feels like a luxury I can never afford.

I’d give anything for a good night’s sleep.

My dreams are much more interesting than reality, that’s why I’m always tired.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.

I would exercise, but I’m too tired to even lift a finger.

I can’t even remember what it feels like to be fully rested.

Another day, another bout of exhaustion.

I’m not tired, I’m just pretending to be a functioning human.

Sleeping is my superpower.

I’m too tired to even think straight.

If I had a superpower, it would be the ability to sleep anywhere, anytime.

I’m so tired, I could sleep standing up.

Sleeping is my happy place.

I’m tired of being tired all the time.

I’m not cranky, I’m just fatigued.

If you need me, I’ll be napping.

I’m not sure if I’m awake or asleep half the time.

I’ve mastered the art of falling asleep instantly.

Sleeping beauty has nothing on me.

My energy level is as low as my expectations.

Sleeping is my form of self-care.

I’m too tired to even come up with a witty tired quote.

Sundays are meant for sleep, but I’m always tired on Mondays.

I don’t need an alarm clock, exhaustion always wakes me up.

Whoever said sleep is for the weak clearly never met me.

I wish I could bottle up sleep and sell it.

I’m so tired, even my dreams need a nap.

I’m in a committed relationship with my bed.

I’m too tired to even be tired.

Sleeping is my version of time travel.

I’m not tired, I’m just running on caffeine fumes.

I must have been a cat in my past life, because all I do is nap.

I have a black belt in snoozing.

I’m so tired, my tiredness has its own tiredness.

I’m not tired, I’m just horizontally challenged.

Sleep is like a hug for my brain.

I’m in a constant battle between needing to sleep and needing to be productive.

I’m like a broken record – constantly saying ‘I’m tired.’

I may be tired, but I’m not giving up.