That 70s Show Quotes

Hey, hey, hey, what’s going on here?

You’re my reason for waking up every day.

I swear, Hyde, you have the emotional range of a bong hit.

If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Dumbass, why do you always have to start the van with my foot in the way?!

Can’t we all just smoke a bong?

Let’s put aside our differences and just chill.

Man, this bell-bottom craze is taking over the world.

We’re young, wild, and free. Let’s live it up!

Donna, you make my heart go ‘beep beep’.

Sometimes life feels like one big acid trip.

Eric, you are the king of knocking over soda cans.

Don’t worry, Fez. I promise to always be your funky knight in shining armor.

Love is like a disco ball. It spins you around and makes your head spin.

Can we all just appreciate the fact that Donna is a badass feminist?

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss disco.

Fez, you’re like a rock star in training.

Can someone please explain to me the mysteries of ’70s fashion?

Eric, you better treat Donna right because she’s a goddess.

I’m the cool kid of the ’70s and nothing can bring me down.

Life is like a rollercoaster. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, but it’s always a wild ride.

Let’s just forget about our problems and dance the night away.

I live for the moments when we all gather in Eric’s basement and just be ourselves.

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m gonna wear my bell-bottom jeans with pride.

Fez, you’re the human embodiment of disco fever.

Donna, you are the grooviest girl I know.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or better yet, a margarita.

Every day is a chance to have a ’70s adventure.

I may be a dumbass, but I’m your dumbass.

In the ’70s, anything is possible. Let’s dream big!

I’m too cool for school… or maybe just too lazy to get up in the morning.

Fez, you bring the funk everywhere you go.

I would give up all the weed in the world just to see your smile.

Peace, love, and ’70s vibes.

Eric, you need to embrace your inner disco king.

Donna, you are the groovy to my ’70s beat.

I may not have all the answers, but I’ve got a cool record collection.

Let’s make like a lava lamp and melt away all our worries.

Fez, you’re like a disco ball. You shine brighter than anyone I know.

Eric, you’re the Fonz of our group. Cool, confident, and always there for us.

Donna, you’re the Janis Joplin of the ’70s. A rebel with a cause.

Life is like a sitcom, and we’re the stars of our own show.

Fez, you’re the embodiment of ’70s cool. The ladies can’t resist you.

Eric, you may be a nerd, but you’re our nerd.

Donna, you’re the dancing queen of our hearts.

Let’s shake our groove thing and forget about our worries.

Fez, you’re the master of picking up ladies with your charm and accent.

Eric, you’re the Paul McCartney of our group. The talent and heart of the band.

Donna, you’re our fierce and fearless leader. We’d follow you anywhere.

Let’s keep the ’70s spirit alive and groovy.