Tequila Quotes: Alpha and Omega of Celebrations
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Trust me, you can dance. – Tequila
Weekends are made for tequila.
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
Save water, drink tequila.
When life gives you lemons, grab tequila and salt.
Tequila: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Tequila, because it’s Mexico somewhere.
Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.
You know you’ve made it when you’ve been molded into a plastic action figure. Or a tequila shot.
There’s a tequila for every problem at a margarita at every sunset.
Every great accomplishment begins with tequila.
Tequila, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
Tequila, because it?s cheaper than therapy.
Today’s forecast: 99% chance of tequila.
A balanced diet is a taco in each hand and tequila in a glass.
Keep calm and drink tequila.
Down here, it’s always tequila sunrise.
Life isn’t always tacos and tequila, but it should be.
Tequila: Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Trust me, you can dance. – Tequila
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
You know you’ve had enough tequila when you start looking for the answers at the bottom of the glass.
Tequila: Elixir of the gods.
I’m on a tequila diet. So far, I’ve lost 2 days.
Tequila, because beer isn’t fast enough.
Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.
Sip happens. It’s okay to wine about it.
Salt, Tequila, Lime repeat.
Life isn’t always tacos and tequila, but it should be.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of tequila.
Having a shot of tequila is like getting a flu shot, it might hurt a little but eventually, it will protect you.
Tequila – creating fun stories one shot at a time.
I didn’t text you, tequila did.
Trust me, you can dance. – Tequila.
When life hands you lemons, grab tequila and salt.
Tequila: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Keep calm and drink tequila.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
The best kind of therapy is tequila therapy.
Tequila, because it’s Mexico somewhere.
Tequila, lime, and sunshine – the recipe for a perfect day.
With tequila, every kiss is a tiny victory.
You know you drink too much tequila when people don’t ask how drunk you are but how sober.
Tequila is cheaper than therapy.
Tequila tastes like bad decisions and unforgettable nights.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading and grabbed tequila.
Tequila is the answer, I don’t remember the question.
Tequila is not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.
There’s no such thing as too much tequila.
Sip away your problems with tequila.