Quotes

Tennessee sayings

Y’all come back now, ya hear?

Bless your heart!

I reckon

Fixin’ to

All hat, no cattle

Grinnin’ like a possum eating a sweet tater

Happy as a clam at high tide

Sweatin’ like a sinner in church

Madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory

Busier than a one-legged cat in a sandbox

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra

As cute as a bug’s ear

Slicker than owl shit on a wet log

Stubborn as a mule

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Crazy as a peach orchard boar

Busy as a cat covering shit on a marble floor

Sweeter than a Tennessee peach

Happier than a pig in mud

Slower than molasses in January

Singing like a hillbilly at a hoedown

Dumber than a box of rocks

Fine as Tennessee whiskey

Sweet as southern hospitality

Like a bull in a china shop

Crazy as a junebug in July

Kick the bucket

Hotter than a two-dollar pistol

Tighter than bark on a tree

Tougher than a pine knot

Lord willing and the creek don’t rise

Ain’t got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of

Up shit creek without a paddle

Drownin’ in sorrow

Happy as a pig in mud

Fit as a fiddle

Rough as a cob

Happy as a clam

Older than dirt

Skinnier than a rail

Smarter than a fox

Tired as a dog

Sly as a fox

Dumb as a rock

Quick as a cat

Stupid as a stump

Brave as a lion

Crazy as a loon

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