Stewie Quotes

Victory is mine!

I refuse to be potty trained!

Damn you, Lois!

I’m going to be a famous Broadway star!

I wouldn’t mind being the first dog on the moon.

I hate the smell of peas.

Death to all bipeds!

I thrive on chaos.

I’m not a baby! I’m an evil genius!

I’ll save you, Rupert!

I demand a refund on my childhood!

I’m going to build a time machine and meet Leonardo da Vinci.

Bow down to me, for I am your future ruler!

I have an IQ of a hundred and fifty six!

I’ll be the youngest person ever elected President!

Excuse me, your epidermis is showing.

I don’t want to go to school! Not today, not ever!

I shall conquer the world with my mighty intellect!

I’m not a baby, I’m a cultural icon!

Release the hounds!

I demand a recount!

I’ll never stop until I achieve world domination!

It’s all about the monochrome.

Do you know the muffin man?

I’m going to be a famous jazz musician!

Silence, you domesticated animal!

I’ll invent a machine that turns broccoli into ice cream.

I shall haunt you in your nightmares!

What’s the meaning of life? Oh wait, I already know.

I shall have my revenge, even if it takes a thousand years!

I’m going to write a novel about my adventures in time travel.

What a delightful Acapella concert that was.

I’m going to learn to speak Mandarin Chinese.

I can handle any challenge that comes my way!

I don’t do diapers, I do business deals.

I don’t need sleep, I need answers!

I’ll be the first baby to walk on the moon.

I have zero tolerance for stupid people.

I’m going to build a robot army and take over the world.

I’m too young for responsibility, but not for world domination.

I have an excellent poker face for a baby.

I will invent a time machine and win the lottery!

I’ll be the first baby to win an Oscar!

I’ll make a documentary about my brilliant brain.

I will solve the grand unified theory in just a few months.

I’ll write a symphony that will rival Mozart’s work.

I’ll build a tower to the moon and claim it as my own.

I’ll start a revolution among babies everywhere!

I’ll invent a new language and confuse everyone.

I’m not a baby, I’m an evil prodigy!