Snooki Quotes – Memorable and Hilarious Moments from the Jersey Shore Star

I’m like a ninja. I’m a guidette ninja.

Being tan is not just a color, it’s a lifestyle.

I may be small, but my personality is larger than life.

Life’s a beach, and I’m just here to tan.

GTL: Gym, tan, laundry. It’s the guidette way of life.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

I’m a hot mess, but at least I’m a hot mess.

I don’t always drink, but when I do, I drink in style.

I may be from Jersey, but I’m a global fashion icon.

I don’t need an alarm clock, I wake up fabulous every day.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

I may be small, but I’m fierce.

I’m not afraid to get dirty, as long as my nails are done.

I’m not just a reality TV star, I’m a brand.

I never leave home without my lashes and my lip gloss.

I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make moves.

Being a guidette is a state of mind, not just a hairstyle.

I will age like fine wine, and my partying days will never end.

I’m a boss babe, and I run this b*tch.

I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be extraordinary.

I don’t know how to be anything but myself.

I’m a fashion risk taker, and I always come out on top.

I’m not a one-dimensional person, I have layers like an onion.

I’m not just a reality TV star, I’m a businesswoman.

I may be a reality TV star, but I’m also a loving mother.

I will never let anyone dull my shine.

I don’t need a man to complete me, I’m perfectly whole on my own.

I believe in living life to the fullest, even if it means making some mistakes along the way.

I’m not afraid to speak my mind and stand up for what I believe in.

I’m not just a pretty face, I have brains and ambition too.

I can slay in a bikini and a power suit.

I’m not here to fit into anyone’s mold, I’m here to break it.

I don’t need validation from anyone, I know my worth.

I may be small, but I have a big personality.

I refuse to be tamed, I’m a wild spirit.

I’m a queen, and I deserve nothing but the best.

I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be exceptional.

I may be from Jersey, but I’m living the Hollywood dream.

I may have a reality TV past, but my future is bright.

I don’t let negativity bring me down, I rise above it.

I’m here to break stereotypes, one fabulous outfit at a time.

I’m not easily intimidated, I’m a force to be reckoned with.

I may have a lot of haters, but I have even more fans.

I’m a badass, and I own it.

I don’t follow trends, I set them.

I don’t need a man to take care of me, I take care of myself.

I’m not afraid to take risks and step out of my comfort zone.

I’m a firm believer in the power of positivity.

I will never let anyone dull my sparkle.

I’m not just a reality TV star, I’m an inspiration.