Sling Blade Quotes: Lines from the Classic Drama

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

I ain’t got no boy, now that little ol’ boy belongs to the state.

I aim to kill you with it.

You don’t need to be making fun of me.

I reckon what you’d want to do is you’d want to put them French fried potatoes on your plate no more than once a week.

You reckon that’d be alright.

Ain’t got no gas in it.

I like them French fried potatoes.

I done learnt that in the nervous hospital.

I don’t reckon I got any reason to kill nobody.

I reckon I’m gonna have to get used to being alone.

You ought not killed my little brother, he should’ve had a chance to grow up.

I don’t reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.

Seems like you’d want a man that could protect you.

I reckon I’ll be on my way then, don’t want to wear out my welcome.

Ain’t got no boy, Carl.

I’d perty much like to have me some biscuits.

I aim to be baptized.

I reckon I’d like some potted meat.

Well, I don’t reckon I got to kill no more.

You never know what’s in a boy’s mind.

I reckon I ain’t rightly know.

You ought not kill my little brother, he’s the only kin I got.

I don’t reckon I got any reason to kill nobody.

I call it a Kaiser blade, mm-hmm.

Mmm… French fried potaters.

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

I aim to kill you with it.

I like the way you talk.

You’re just a boy, you ought not talk like that.

I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit.

Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. Good for cuttin’ weeds or killin’ people, if you had a mind to.

I like them French-fried potatoes.

It ain’t got no gas in it.

I reckon I’ll have me some of the big ‘uns.

If you don’t stop that, I’m gonna have to kill you.

It’s alright, I can tell you because I don’t have any friends to tell.

Doyle, I think you got a problem.

It’s not right… You weren’t good to him…

Can’t no one force you to do something against your will, can they?

Can’t never let a person know what you’re thinkin’.

I like them French fried potatoes.

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it.

Ain’t got no boy… now, ain’t got no mother neither.

You ought not killed my little brother; he should’ve had a chance to grow up.

You know, like a nervous twitch. Felt kinda awful about it afterwards.

I aim to kill you with it.

I can’t help you. I got no place to stay.

Little lad like you, going have to kill them at self-defense.

It ain’t gonna be worth spit if it doesn’t have mustard.

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital because I was well.

Sorry for ruining your time back there on the river.

There’s some folks that don’t know when to quit.

I like the way you talk.

I might not be smart, but I know what love is.

I reckon I’ll be leaving then.

Everybody’s got to help everybody else.

I reckon I ain’t got no reason to kill nobody.