Shrek Donkey Quotes

Don’t judge a donkey by its bray.

Life is like an onion, it stinks sometimes, but you have to peel back the layers.

All good things come to those who wag their tails.

I may be a donkey, but I sure know how to kick up a good time.

In a world of knights and dragons, I’m just a donkey trying to make ends meet.

Being a donkey is a lot like being a human – we both have our stubborn moments.

Donkey hears, donkey speaks, but donkey always keeps it real.

I’m not just a donkey, I’m a life coach in a furry disguise.

If life gives you onions, make onion rings.

Donkey wisdom: If you’re going to bray, make sure it’s worth hearing.

A donkey by any other name would still be as endearing.

I may be the sidekick, but believe me, I steal the show.

Donkeys don’t run from their problems, they kick ’em.

I may be small, but I’ve got a big heart and an even bigger appetite.

I may be a donkey, but I’ve got the personality of a stallion.

People say I’m a smart donkey, but I prefer to think of myself as a donkey of all trades.

Laughter is like an onion, it makes you cry, but in a good way.

Donkey advice: Always keep some carrots on hoof, you never know when you’ll need a snack.

I may be a donkey, but I’m not afraid to bray my mind.

Donkeys are like onions, we have layers of love to give.

I’m not just a sidekick, I’m a wingman for life.

Don’t underestimate the power of a donkey’s smile.

They call me Donkey, but I prefer to think of myself as an honorary unicorn.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re missing out on the best brays in life.

Donkey wisdom: Life may be a swamp, but that just means there’s adventure around every corner.

I may be a donkey, but I gallop to the beat of my own bray.

Donkey philosophy: Don’t settle for the hay, reach for the stars.

Some people say I’m too loud, but that’s just the sound of me breaking down barriers.

I may be a donkey, but I’m always up for some friendly competitive braying.

Donkey life motto: Live every day like it’s your first time walking through a field of wildflowers.

A donkey’s loyalty is as strong as the bonds that hold his tail.

Donkeys don’t care about the spotlight, we just want some hay and a good laugh.

I may be a donkey, but I’ve got a heart of gold that shines brighter than any fairy tale ending.

Donkey wisdom: If you’re going to be stubborn, make sure it’s for the right reasons.

They say you can’t teach an old donkey new tricks, but I say every day is an opportunity for growth.

Donkey advice: When life gets you down, just roll around in the mud and have a good laugh.

I may be a donkey, but I’ve got the strut of a stallion.

Donkeys don’t need a knight in shining armor, we’re perfectly capable of saving ourselves.

Donkey philosophy: Life is too short to say ‘neigh’ to new adventures.

I may be a donkey, but I’ve got the heart of a dragon and the soul of a comedian.

Donkey wisdom: Don’t be afraid to make an ass of yourself, it’s what makes life interesting.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but a good bray comes in at a close second.

I may be a donkey, but I’ve got the determination of a thousand stallions.

Donkeys are like onions, we have a lot of layers and always leave you wanting more.

Donkey advice: Don’t be afraid to take the road less traveled, you never know what adventures await.

I may be a donkey, but I’m a donkey with dreams as big as a castle.

Donkey philosophy: Life may be a swamp, but that just means there’s magic hiding in the muck.

They say donkeys can’t fly, but I aim to prove them wrong with a little fairy dust and a lot of determination.

I may be small, but my spirit is as big as the dragon’s roar.

Donkey wisdom: Don’t bray for attention, bray to make a difference.