September Quotes Funny
September is like a second chance at New Year’s resolutions.
September is the perfect month for wearing a swimsuit and a sweater at the same time.
September is when the leaves start falling, and so do my excuses for not going to the gym.
September: the month where pretending to study for 5 minutes feels like a productive day.
September is the month where you can no longer deny that summer is over and your summer body is hibernating.
September is the month where you give up trying to match your socks because they’re just going to disappear in your boots anyway.
September is the month where you start regretting all the summer plans you made but never followed through on.
September is the month where you start rehearsing your Halloween costume, just in case.
September is the month where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is your mood.
September: the month where wearing a jacket in the morning and regretting it by noon becomes a daily routine.
September is the month where you realize you still have 4 months to make this year not a complete waste.
September: the month where pumpkin spice is a flavor, scent, and way of life.
September is the month where your summer tan starts to fade, and so does your motivation.
September is the month where I start pretending I’m excited for fall, but deep down, I’m just sad that summer is over.
September is like a Monday that lasts 30 days.
September is the month where I start hiding the scale under a pile of pumpkin spice lattes.
September is the month where I realize I haven’t accomplished half of the things I said I would do this year.
September is the month where you have a 50/50 chance of ordering iced coffee or hot coffee and regretting your decision either way.
September: the month where I stop saying ‘Happy New Year’ and start saying ‘Happy Pumpkin Season.’
September is the month where my bank account goes from summer vacation to back-to-school real quick.
September: the month where the only thing scarier than Halloween is checking your credit card statement after all those summer splurges.
September is the month where I realize I have 8 months left to procrastinate on last year’s goals.
September is the month where I start planning my Halloween costume and my Thanksgiving dinner at the same time.
September is the month where I start dreaming of a white Christmas and forget that there’s a whole season of fall before that.
September is the month where I start rationing my sunscreen because summer is officially over.
September: the month where my excitement for fall colors is only exceeded by my excitement for fall fashion sales.
September is the month where I convince myself that the pumpkin spice latte is a vegetable serving.
September is the month where I become a master at convincing myself that breaking out the sweaters will make me feel less guilty about skipping the gym.
September is the month where I start avoiding social media to escape the onslaught of ‘back to school’ photos.
September is the month where I remind myself that summer bodies are so last season, and it’s time to embrace my fluffy fall transformation.
September is the month where I realize I should have paid more attention in science class to understand why the weather is so unpredictable.
September is the month where I start blaming the changing weather for my changing moods.
September is the month where I realize I don’t actually own any clothes for temperatures between 60 and 80 degrees.
September: the month where I swap my beach towel for a cozy blanket and my beach reads for a Netflix binge.
September is the month where I start pretending to enjoy football games, but really, I’m just in it for the snacks.
September is the month where I realize it’s time to stop using ‘summer vacation’ as an excuse for my lack of productivity.
September: the month where my friend’s wedding invitations become more frequent than my paycheck.
September is the month where I start calculating how many hours of sleep I can trade for ‘just one more episode’ on Netflix.
September is the month where I hide all my white clothes and hope no one notices as I continue wearing them.
September: the month where I become a master at layering clothes and an amateur at actually matching them.
September is the month where I pretend to enjoy fall activities, but deep down, I just want to be in bed with a hot chocolate and a good book.
September is the month where apple picking turns into an Olympic sport, and I conveniently forget to participate.
September: the month where I realize I need to start saving money for Christmas presents, but also really want to buy that new fall wardrobe.
September is the month where I start googling ‘how to survive daylight saving time’ because losing an hour of sleep is a serious matter.
September is the month where my coffee addiction reaches its peak because I need all the caffeine I can get to survive the busy season.
September: the month where I start stockpiling candles to create the perfect fall ambiance and cover up the fact that my apartment still isn’t clean from summer.
September is the month where I try to do all the fall activities and end up with a broken foot from a failed pumpkin patch adventure.
September is the month where I embrace my inner basic and proudly wear my Ugg boots and oversized scarf.
September: the month where I realize I’ve been celebrating ‘Christmas in July’ for so long that I have no idea where I put my actual Christmas decorations.
September is the month where I start researching tropical beach vacations to escape from the impending doom of 30-degree weather.