Seinfeld quotes
Yada, yada, yada.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
It’s a show about nothing.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
No soup for you!
I was in the pool!
Serenity now!
I’m out!
I’m not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
That’s a shame.
We’re living in a society!
You can’t spare a square?
Hello, Newman.
Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.
He’s a regifter!
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
These are my sweats! I’m not even wearing a bra!
You’re killing independent George!
The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!
I don’t wanna be a pirate!
Why don’t you put your feet up on the dashboard and relax?
A sale is an invitation to disaster.
You gotta see the baby.
Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
I’m Cartwright.
This is a case for the guy from The Silence of the Lambs.
Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza’s here to see you!
She had man hands!
You’ve got a big head.
Hes a re-gifter, thats a disgusting habit.
Theyre real and theyre spectacular.
Jerry, it’s called a sweater. You know, we wear them in the wintertime.
I hate the idea of growing interesting!
Why is that a problem?
You know, I’m getting really tired of the grind.
I’ve seen her. She’s got the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl, and the eye of an eagle.
Remember, this is a non-physical relationship.
George likes spicy chicken!
I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
I don’t want to be on the street when this guy’s finally through with society.
I’m speechless. I have no speech.
Men delivered the Chinese food!
Oh, the humanity!
Are you calling me slovenly?
Remember, when you control the mail, you control…information.
I want to be independent but I want to be loved.
I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it.