Sayings with food

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a pizza.

Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.

I will stop eating ice cream out of the carton when they stop making cartons that fit my spoon.

Food is essential to life; therefore, make it good.

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my morning coffee.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Stressed is just desserts spelled backward.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

I’m in a relationship with food. Sorry, but we’re kind of a big dill.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I’m never giving up on food. I’m not a quitter.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Always give 100% unless you’re donating blood.

The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.

Life is too short for celery sticks.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

There is no we in fries.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

Hummus is where the heart is.

Life is too short not to have pasta for breakfast.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.

Some people eat to live, and others live to eat.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.

Coffee is my love language.

If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

The best things in life are cheese.

Never trust a skinny cook.

Wine and dine, and everything will be fine.

Behind every great person, there’s a taco.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve already lost three days.

Breakfast is a magical time where I imagine myself eating pancakes and drinking coffee while being productive.

Everything tastes better with a sprinkle of kindness.

Life is too short to eat boring food.

Soup is just a way of screwing up making the food too.”

Laughter is brightest where the food is best.

If you want to make everyone happy, don’t cook. Just buy ice cream.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

Wine is to women what duct tape is to men. It fixes everything.

If I’m not in shape, my favorite shape is round.

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.