Sassy Sayings to Showcase Your Attitude on Shirts
Create your own sunshine.
I’m sassy and I know it.
Born to be fabulous.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Sassy since birth.
Too glam to give a damn.
Coffee, Sarcasm, and Lipstick.
Positive vibes only.
Cute but psycho.
Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
I don’t sweat, I sparkle.
Good mood sponsored by coffee.
Smile, Sparkle, Shine.
Slay it, don’t delay it.
Sassy, Classy, and a bit Smart Assy.
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
Be a voice, not an echo.
Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
Sparkle wherever you go.
Bless this hot mess.
Sorry, I can’t. I have plans with my cat/dog.
Out of my way, world. I?ve got my sassy pants on today.
I can’t adult today. Please bear with my sass.
Emotionally stable as an IKEA table.
Coffee first, adulting later.
Speak fluent sarcasm.
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.
Sarcasm – just another service I offer.
Zero fox given.
Reality called, I hung up.
Comma Sense ? It’s not common, unfortunately!
If sass could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Blink if you want me.
I’m a sweet disaster.
I make mom jeans look good.
Caffeine and kindness.
I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
Not today, satan.
Talk nerdy to me.
Too glam to give a damn.
Catch flights, not feelings.
May contain wine.
Mermaids don’t do homework.
My dog thinks I’m cool.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Being normal is boring.
Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.
Sassy since birth.
Stay humble or be humbled.
Sarcasm: because beating up people is illegal.
I’m not bossy, I just have leadership skills.
Too glam to give a damn.
I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.
I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.
Introverts unite! Separately? in your own homes.
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
Kinda classy, kinda hood.
I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
I’m a limited edition, not a special edition.
Brains, beauty, booty.
Caffeine and kindness.
Insensitive but caring.
Wake up, be awesome, repeat.
My style is what I like not what Others like.
Make it happen, shock everyone.
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
Be a voice, not an echo.
I?m bad at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
It?s called fashion, look it up.
Outfit on point, life on hold.
I dress to impress myself.
My life, my rules.
Better late than ugly.