Sara Silverman Quotes – Wit and Wisdom from the Comedic Genius

I like when a guy makes me laugh. It’s the sexiest thing in the world.

I’m like a Russian nesting doll of neuroses.

There’s nothing more powerful than a funny woman.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

Being a comedian, I think humor is a great way to handle things and deflect some of the pain.

I don’t believe in miracles, but I believe in reporting on them.

I’m nice, but I also have a dark side. It’s like half of me is Pollyanna and the other half is Howard Stern.

I love making people uncomfortable.

I’m not into casual, meaningless sex. I need to feel a connection, like I’m objectifying them emotionally.

I’m not a religious person, but I am a spiritual seeker.

I’m attracted to intelligence, humor, and a great set of tits.

I don’t care who you are, if you can’t laugh at yourself, we can’t be friends.

I don’t think women understand how very female-centric men are.

I’m a Jewess who can’t swim. That’s a bit like being a lesbian who can’t use a power drill.

I think if you’re an aspiring comedian, you need to know who Richard Pryor is and be ready to admit that you stole from him.

I’m obsessed with the idea of truth and honesty in comedy.

The best relationships are built on a foundation of honesty, trust, and inappropriate jokes.

I like to push boundaries and challenge people’s perceptions.

The thing about comedy is that it’s a great equalizer. No matter who you are, if something is funny, you can’t help but laugh.

I think political correctness is ruining comedy.

If you’re easily offended, comedy probably isn’t for you.

I don’t want to be seen as a role model. I just want to be seen as someone who tells really dirty jokes.

I believe in equal rights for everyone, except for people who don’t find me funny.

I don’t think anyone should be offended by jokes. If you don’t like it, just move on.

Comedy is a way to address serious topics without being preachy.

I’m a strong, independent woman who is also incredibly codependent and needy.

I never want to be famous enough to have a drug problem.

I think there’s a fine line between being offensive and being edgy, and I like to walk that line.

I love using humor to expose hypocrisy in society.

The world needs more laughter, and I’m here to provide it.

If you can make someone laugh, you have a special kind of power.

Comedy is a way to deal with pain and turn it into something positive.

I think everyone should have a therapist, and if they don’t, they should at least watch stand-up comedy.

I don’t believe in holding back. If something is funny, I’m going to say it.

I want to be the kind of comedian who can make people think while they’re laughing.

I like to challenge societal norms and make people question their own beliefs.

Comedy is my way of making sense of the world.

I’m not afraid to make fun of myself. In fact, I do it on a daily basis.

I think comedy is a way to talk about uncomfortable topics without making people feel defensive.

I’m constantly evolving as a comedian and pushing myself to try new things.

If you’re not offending someone, you’re not doing comedy right.

I don’t care what anyone says, farts are always funny.

I think the best comedians are the ones who are unapologetically themselves.

Humor is a coping mechanism, and I think we all need to laugh a little more.

I want to make people laugh, but I also want to make them think.

I don’t believe in being politically correct. I believe in being funny.

I don’t think comedy should be censored. We should be able to say whatever we want, as long as it’s funny.

I think comedy is a way to break down barriers and bring people together.

Stand-up comedy is the most vulnerable form of entertainment. It’s just me and a microphone, and if I’m not funny, there’s nowhere to hide.

I think comedy is the greatest art form. It has the power to make people feel and think in ways they never expected.