Samantha Jones Quotes – Empowering and Hilarious Wisdom from the Iconic Sex and the City Character

I never dreamt you’d love and cherish me. I’m just too fabulous.

I’m not into being worshipped. I’m into being adored.

I don’t believe in the republican or democratic party, baby. I’m a Samantha party.

I don’t need a man to have orgasms. I have a shower head for that.

I’ve been dating since I was

I’m exhausted. Where is he?

I love you, but I love me more.

I dress for women, not for men. It’s called the opposite sex, after all.

I’m like a beautiful butterfly. Men come and men go, but I’m always here.

I don’t need to settle down. I just need to settle.

The best relationships are with someone who worships the ground you walk on and doesn’t get all judgmental about it.

I’ve been having sex since I was

I’ve had enough bad sex for one lifetime.

I refuse to chase a man. If he wants me, he can come find me.

I’m a confident, independent woman who takes care of herself and doesn’t need a man to define her.

If he can’t handle my worst, he doesn’t deserve my best.

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you it doesn’t love you anymore.

When a guy tells me I’m beautiful, it’s not just me he’s talking about. It’s the whole package.

I don’t need a relationship to be happy. I’m happy being fabulous all by myself.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I have a healthy sexual appetite. Why should I be?

I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time on the wrong person.

I don’t believe in soulmates. I believe in chemistry and timing.

I’ve never needed a man to pay my bills. I’ve always paid them with my own success.

I’m not gonna apologize for living life on my own terms.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I need a man who isn’t afraid to let me shine.

If he can’t handle my wild side, he’s not worthy of my mild side.

I’m not a one-man woman. I’m a one-woman-for-one-man-at-a-time kind of woman.

I don’t need a man to complete me. I’m already whole.

I don’t settle for average. I settle for exceptional.

There’s nothing wrong with being single. It’s a chance to love yourself more than anyone else ever could.

I don’t have time for jealousy. I’m too busy being fabulous.

The only diamonds I need are the ones I buy for myself.

I don’t need a Prince Charming. I need a man who can handle my independent, strong-willed nature.

I’m not afraid to speak my mind. That’s what separates the women from the girls.

I embrace my flaws. They make me who I am.

I don’t need to be saved. I can save myself.

I’m not a one-night stand kind of woman. I’m a one-night-only kind of woman.

I don’t believe in monogamy. I believe in loyalty.

I don’t need a man to validate my worth. I know I’m amazing.

I don’t believe in regrets. Every mistake I’ve made has led me to where I am today.

I’m not a goddess, darling. I’m the entire pantheon.

I don’t need a man to complete me. I’m already fabulous on my own.

I don’t need a relationship to be happy. I need a vibrator and a good bottle of wine.

I don’t need a man to make me feel beautiful. I feel beautiful every damn day.

I don’t need a man to support me. I support myself, thank you very much.

I don’t need a man to be happy. I need a man who adds to my happiness.

I don’t need a man to feel whole. I already am whole.

I don’t need a man to define me. I define myself.

I don’t need a man to tell me I’m sexy. I already know.

I don’t need a man to complete my life. I have friends, family, and a vibrator for that.

I don’t need a man to make decisions for me. I’m perfectly capable of doing that on my own.

I don’t need a man to make me feel alive. I’m alive every moment of every day.