Rick and Morty Quotes

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV. – Morty Smith

Wubba lubba dub dub! – Rick Sanchez

Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don’t get that. – Rick Sanchez

Get your shit together, Summer! – Rick Sanchez

Existence is pain, Jerry! – Rick Sanchez

Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man! – Jerry Smith

I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me. – Rick Sanchez

Weddings are basically funerals with cake. – Rick Sanchez

I’m Pickle Rick! – Rick Sanchez

I’ll be there in spirit, but not in person. – Rick Sanchez

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it. – Rick Sanchez

Nobody has to do anything for anybody else. Everyone is just gonna keep not doing what they want. – Rick Sanchez

Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die! – Rick Sanchez

The world is full of idiots who don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll tear us apart, Morty. – Rick Sanchez

I’m more than just a hammer, Morty, I’m a full toolbox! – Rick Sanchez

Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked, son! – Rick Sanchez

Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty. – Rick Sanchez

I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. – Rick Sanchez

I’m sorry, but your son’s been permanently incorporeal. You know, meaning, uh, dead. – Rick Sanchez

You’re a piece of shit, Jerry. Just not my kind of piece of shit. – Rick Sanchez

Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. – Rick Sanchez

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. – Rick Sanchez

Don’t hate the player, hate the game, son. – Rick Sanchez

I’m not a hipster. I’m a prolific consumer of counter culture. – Rick Sanchez

The universe is a simulation, Morty. What are you gonna do, fall in love and all that? – Rick Sanchez

Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that. – Rick Sanchez

You’re stupid, your ideas are stupid, and your forehead is stupid. – Rick Sanchez

There is no god, Summer. Gotta rip that band-aid off now, you’ll thank me later. – Rick Sanchez

Existence isn’t just pain, Jerry. The existence of anyone anywhere is a terror to behold. – Rick Sanchez

I’m Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! – Mr. Meeseeks

Nobody belongs anywhere, nobody exists on purpose, everybody’s going to die. Come watch TV? – Morty Smith

It’s a Rick and Jerry adventure! Rick and Jerry! – Rick Sanchez

Get off the high road, Summer. We all got pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet. – Rick Sanchez

Keep Jerry locked in a room while you’re doing science! – Rick Sanchez

Oh yea, you gotta get schwifty! – Rick Sanchez

I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It’s a waste of time! Bunch of people running around bumping into each other, got a guy up front says 2 + 2, and the people in the back say

Then all the kids repeat it. Then they give you a test, and you gotta say

It’s not even right half the time! – Rick Sanchez

I don’t respect therapy. Because it’s not a science. It’s a mechanical harvesting of semi-conscious misery. – Rick Sanchez

You can’t have a society that’s 100% people smashing each other in the dick. – Rick Sanchez

It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere, it’s more like a song you can sing anywhere. – Rick Sanchez

That’s the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store. – Rick Sanchez

Do you think that’s a smart idea, Morty? Giving a gun to a scientist? – Rick Sanchez

Ugh, fuck you God, not today bitch! – Rick Sanchez

We jumped through a wormhole and it was like a time portal! – Morty Smith

What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time? – Rick Sanchez

Life is effort, Morty, and I’ll stop when I die! – Rick Sanchez

The answer is don’t think about it. – Rick Sanchez

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. – Rick Sanchez

You gotta do it for Grandpa Morty. – Rick Sanchez

Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Meet me at the garage. – Rick Sanchez

I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t play by the rules, Morty. I make my own. – Rick Sanchez