Refreshing Aphorisms: Famous Beer Drinking Sayings
Life is brewtiful.
Ale’s well that ends well.
Save water; drink beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer.
I got 99 problems, and beer solves all of them.
Drink beer; it isn’t good to keep things bottled up.
Life and beer are very similar; chill for best results.
In beer we trust.
Make beer, not war.
I work until beer o’clock.
Choose a beer that you can always rely on.
Brew love. Craft joy.
If you’ve got a problem, take it to the beer.
It’s always beer thirty somewhere.
Thirst for love, hunger for beer.
There’s more to life than beer, but who’s counting?
First beer, then the rest.
Life is a journey, and beer is your compass.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer: the key to surviving these trying times.
Draft beer, not people.
In heaven, there is no beer…That’s why we drink ours here.
Beer – it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Brewed to be savored, not rushed.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Some days you make the beer, some days the beer makes you.
Good people drink good beer.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.
Hops and barley fuel my beer belly.
Every beer is a journey, enjoy the ride and the destination.
A meal without beer is breakfast.
Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Save water, drink beer.
The liver is evil, it must be punished. Cheers!
I work until beer o’clock.
With a beer in your hand, every hour is happy hour.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
Beer is like a best friend, always there when you need it.
Keep calm, drink beer, and let karma handle it.
The mouth of a perfectly content man is filled with beer.
To beer or not to beer, what a silly question.
Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh.
Liquid grains, solid happiness.
Life is brew-tiful!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Love makes the world go round, but beer makes it spin.
There’s no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.
To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.
Beer speaks. People mumble.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Life and beer are very similar; chill for the best results.
I’m not addicted to beer, we’re just in a very committed relationship.
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
Without beer, life would be a mistake.
I got 99 problems and beer solves all of ’em.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
Life is too short to drink bad beer.
Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There are no strong beers, only weak men.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.