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Ralph Kramden Quotes

One of these days, Alice…!

Bang, Zoom! Right in the kisser!

To the moon, Alice!

The way I see it, Alice, if you’re going to get hit, you might as well make it worth it.

I’m the boss, Alice. I wear the pants in this family.

I’ve got a big mouth, Alice, but sometimes I just can’t help it!

Happiness is a warm bus ride to work, Alice.

Alice, I’ve got a ‘get rich quick’ scheme. Just give me a million dollars and watch the cash pour in!

You know, Alice, it doesn’t take a genius to make a million dollars. It just takes a lot of luck, and a lot of hard work… and maybe a few shady deals.

Alice, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’ve got a heart as big as the moon!

Alice, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart… and the top of my lungs!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m in a rut. But then I remember, there’s nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned rut!

Alice, you might think I’m just a big loudmouth, but underneath it all, I’m the biggest softy you’ll ever meet!

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, Alice. And I like to dance all over it!

Alice, you’re my rock. And by rock, I mean the one who keeps me from flying off the handle and doing something really stupid!

Alice, life is like a rollercoaster. It’s full of ups and downs, and sometimes it makes you want to scream, but in the end, it’s one hell of a ride!

Ralph Kramden Quotes part 2

Alice, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’ve got one thing going for me… I’ve got you!

To the moon, Alice! And I don’t mean in a rocket ship. I mean, I want to take you there and show you how much I love you!

Alice, you’re the apple of my eye. And believe me, I’ve got a lot of apples!

Have I told you today, Alice, how lucky I am to have you in my life? No? Well, let me fix that… Alice, you’re my lucky charm!

Alice, life is like a giant game of chess. You gotta make your moves carefully, or you’ll end up in checkmate!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m just spinning my wheels. But then I remember, as long as I’m spinning them with you, it’s all worth it!

Alice, you’re my sunshine on a cloudy day. And believe me, there are a lot of cloudy days in my life!

Alice, I may not have much, but I’ve got a heart full of love for you. And that’s worth more than any amount of money!

You know, Alice, life is like a bowl of ice cream. It’s messy, it melts too quickly, but damn, is it delicious!

Alice, I may not be the smartest guy on the planet, but one thing’s for sure… I’m the luckiest guy in the world to have you by my side.

Alice, you’re like a breath of fresh air. And trust me, with all the garbage in this world, that’s saying something!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m just a small fish in a big pond. But then I remember, big things come in small packages!

Alice, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but damn, is it exciting!

Alice, you’re the peanut butter to my jelly. And believe me, I’m one happy sandwich!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in a never-ending loop. But then I remember, life is what you make of it, so I might as well enjoy the ride!

Alice, you’re my muse. And believe me, I’ve got a lot of crazy ideas… all thanks to you!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m just a pawn in this game of life. But then I remember, even a pawn can become a queen!

Alice, you bring out the best in me. And trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

You know, Alice, sometimes life throws you a curveball. But with you by my side, I’m ready to swing for the fences!

Alice, you’re my compass in this crazy world. And trust me, I need all the direction I can get!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m wandering in the desert. But then I remember, you’re my oasis, and I’d follow you anywhere!

Alice, you’re the yin to my yang. And trust me, there’s a lot of yang in my life!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m on a never-ending rollercoaster. But as long as I’ve got you by my side, I’m ready to ride it all the way to the top!

Alice, you’re my secret ingredient. And believe me, without you, life would be pretty bland!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m just a cog in the machine. But then I remember, even a cog can make a big impact!

Alice, you’re my anchor in this stormy sea. And trust me, there are a lot of storms in my life!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m living in a never-ending sitcom. But as long as I’ve got you as my co-star, I’m ready to keep the laughs coming!

Alice, you’re my missing puzzle piece. And believe me, I’ve been searching for you for a long time!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m just a small fish in a big pond. But then I remember, even a small fish can make a big splash!

Alice, you’re my rainbow after the storm. And trust me, there have been a lot of storms in my life!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m walking on a tightrope. But with you by my side, I’m ready to dance across it!

Alice, you’re my light at the end of the tunnel. And believe me, there have been a lot of dark tunnels in my life!

You know, Alice, sometimes I feel like I’m just a drop in the ocean. But then I remember, even a drop can create ripples that reach far and wide!

Alice, you’re my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And trust me, I’ve been searching for that pot for a long time!

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