Quotes from Young Frankenstein
It’s alive! It’s alive! In the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!
Igor, help me with the bags. Certainly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban.
Werewolf? There wolf. There castle.
Putting on the Ritz!
A riot is an ugly thing. And I think it’s just about time we had one!
Life, life, do you hear me? Give me life!
You’ve got to remember that a thing like destiny was fairly new at that time.
You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station?
You’ve got to love your work. You have to be devoted to it. That’s the only thing that keeps you going in this business.
But I don’t want to go among mad people. Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all mad here.
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits?
I am the monster. I am Frankenstein!
Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys!
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!
Why isn’t the experiment working? Was the external stimulation too great? It was more than adequate! Are the nerves too numb? Numb, sir? No, I wouldn’t say that.
Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!
Do you want to go back to jail for what you did to Victor?
My grandfather’s work was doodoo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!
From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, ‘I am man,’ our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself.
What knockers! Oh, thank you, doctor.
Aren’t you the grandson of Victor Frankenstein? Yes, yes! Say, that’s it! Victor Frankenstein. That’s it! That’s right! I see you now in the laboratory, you’re coming forward.
It’s pronounced Frahn-ken-steen.
Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Certainly, you take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turban.
Well, don’t expect any more coffee. That’s it. Sit. Sit.
It’s not coming off! Get it off!
You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
I was going to make espresso.
They told me nothing! I had to find out for myself!
He’s loose. The monster that my grandfather created. The monster that I helped to bring to life.
Nice knockers. Thank you, doctor.
Where you going? Where you going? I was gonna make espresso.
I feel outstandingly horrible.
Give my creation life!
He was my boyfriend.
What do you want? What do you want? I’m busy! I’m working in the laboratory! Give me your name and address, I’ll send you a copy!
You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
I pretend they’re here, right in front of me. I see them. Would you like a definition?
What have I done? What have I done? I’ve created a monster!
Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you’re off with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shut.
Wait! Give me her ‘old’ brain, Abby someone – Abby Normal!
Oh, I hope you don’t mind, I couldn’t find any daisies.
He’s going to be very popular.
You have contaminated my experiment! You must leave immediately! Get out! Get out! Out! Out!
What a filthy job!
Don’t be absurd. Clearly, we are dealing with the supernatural.
I know what you’re thinking. ‘Has he already eaten?’ But being this is a 44 ounce steak, the most powerful steak in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk?
Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!
I’m not musical, but I can hear horses!
Monsters? We’re British, you know, stiff upper lip and all that. These quotes were taken from the 1974 film Young Frankenstein directed by Mel Brooks.