Quotes from TV Shows

I have to return some videotapes. – American Psycho

I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. – Sherlock

I’m the one who knocks. – Breaking Bad

Winter is coming. – Game of Thrones

I am the danger. – Breaking Bad

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic. – Jessica Jones

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. – The Dark Knight

How you doin’? – Friends

I’m the boss of my own dreams. – Parks and Recreation

I’m not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. – Breaking Bad

That’s what she said. – The Office

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas! – Sherlock

It’s not a dollhouse, it’s a dreamhouse! – Pretty Little Liars

I drink and I know things. – Game of Thrones

I am the one who knocks. – Breaking Bad

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – The Office

I’m not a queen, I’m a Khaleesi. – Game of Thrones

I am not a psychopath. I am a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas! – Sherlock

I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around. – Parks and Recreation

I don’t think anyone can deny that I am a hilarious, adorable genius. – New Girl

People like us, we don’t get normal. – Stranger Things

I’m not a hero, I’m a high-functioning alcoholic. But you should know that if you’re going to keep hanging around with me. – Jessica Jones

I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research, honey. – Sherlock

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested. – The Big Bang Theory

I’m not a queen, I’m a Khaleesi, and the only queen I need is myself. – Game of Thrones

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – Winnie the Pooh

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. – Alice in Wonderland

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. And maybe a lot stitious. – The Office

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. – A Series of Unfortunate Events

I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around. – Parks and Recreation

People like us, we don’t get to be normal. – Stranger Things

I drink and I know things. That’s what I do. – Game of Thrones

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. – Sherlock

I don’t think anyone can deny that I am a hilarious, adorable genius. Well, maybe the hilarious and adorable part. – New Girl

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested. Several times. – The Big Bang Theory

I’m not a queen, I’m a Khaleesi, and I don’t need a man to save me. – Game of Thrones

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. And I’m perfectly happy with that. – Winnie the Pooh

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. But today, I am who I choose to be. – Alice in Wonderland

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. And I find it kind of fun. – The Office

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. And that’s all that matters. – A Series of Unfortunate Events

I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around. But I’m learning to tolerate them. – Parks and Recreation

People like us, we don’t get to be normal. But we do get to be extraordinary. – Stranger Things

I drink and I know things. That’s what makes me the best. – Game of Thrones

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. But at least I’m honest about it. – Sherlock

I don’t think anyone can deny that I am a hilarious, adorable genius. Well, maybe the adorable part. – New Girl

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested. Turns out I’m just really smart. – The Big Bang Theory

I’m not a queen, I’m a Khaleesi, and I don’t need a man to define me. – Game of Thrones

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. And I couldn’t be happier. – Winnie the Pooh

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. But today, I am who I choose to be. And I choose to be extraordinary. – Alice in Wonderland

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. And I embrace that part of me. – The Office