Quirky and Humorous Sayings to Personalize Your Oven Mitts


Too hot to handle!

I’ve got this baking thing down to a science.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my kitchen!

Bakers gonna bake!

Life’s short, eat the cake.

Keep calm and bake on.

Watch me whip!

Just beat it.

Roll with it.

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle!

Savor the sweet moments.

Keep calm, it’s gluten free.

Sugar, spice and everything nice.

This is how I roll.

Whip it, whip it good!

Flour power!

Knead it until it feels right.

Don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun!

I didn?t choose the bake life, the bake life chose me.

Bake it till you make it.

Baking spirits bright.

Chop it like it’s hot!

Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.

No loafing allowed in my kitchen.

Remember, stressed spelled backwards is desserts!

You got me s-peach-less.

Pie-nally done baking!

I loaf you a lot.

Love you from my head tomatoes!

Whisk taker.

I’m not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen.

My favorite workout is beating eggs.

Let’s bake the world a better place.

I kiss better than I cook.

Bakers gonna bake.

Watch me whip.

Chop it like it’s hot.

Life is what you bake it.

Keep calm and bake on.

Don’t go baking my heart.

This is how I roll.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my kitchen!

Oh, kale yeah!

Beat it, just beat it.

Just dough it!

I’m on a roll.

I’ve got 99 cookies cause a problem ate one.

Whisk taker.

Roll with it.

I’m all about that baste.

I like big buns and I cannot lie.

Flour power!

Whip it good.

Caught bread handed.

I’m a whisk taker.

Don’t flip out.

I’m sizzling hot!

Bake the world a better place.

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not an oven mitt.

Bake me away, Captain.

My favorite recipe is Take Out!

Chop it like it’s hot!

Life is short, lick the bowl!

Love is the secret ingredient.

Whip it good and serve it hot!

Don’t fear the smearer!

Beat it, just beat it!

I don’t cook! I perform magic in the kitchen.

Secret ingredient: one tiny chef’s tear.

Keep calm and bake on!

Don’t burn it, just turn it!

I’m just a whisk taker!

I have mixed drinks about feelings…

Bake the world a better place.

Naan of your business!

Can’t touch this dough!

This is how I roll!

You bake me crazy!

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy!

Where there?s smoke, there might be dinner.

Your opinion is not in the recipe.

I knead this oven mitt!

Hot stuff coming through!

I like my puns intended!

Just beat it, no one wants to eat raw eggs!

Got my mind on my muffins and my muffins on my mind.

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