Quench Your Thirst with these Drinking Quotes

In wine, there is truth.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Life is too short to drink cheap wine.

A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away.

Beer: because everyone needs a hobby.

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

In a perfect world, everyone would have a glass of Champagne every evening.

Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to make other people more entertaining.

Wine is bottled poetry.

Drink good wine with good friends.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

I like my coffee like I like my mornings—dark and full of booze.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, people are encouraged to stay away.

Save water, drink wine.

I only drink on days that end with ‘y’.

I’m not drinking alcohol. I’m drinking melted caramel.

Wine is the answer. What was the question?

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I’m in love and when I’m not.

A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

My birthstone is a wine cork.

I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?

I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.

Wine down Wednesday.

I’m celebrating life with every glass I drink.

May your glass always be half full.

I’m like a wine. I get better with age. The older I get, the more people like me.

If wine is fruit, then I’m on a liquid diet.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

I’m not drinking alone. The dog is here.

Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.

Do you want to know why I drink? So that I can tell all of my friends about the hilarious things they said and did last night.

I drink to make other people less boring.