Profound and Humorous Quotes about Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. – Martin Luther King

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why. – Bernard Baruch

Give me spots on my apples, but leave me the birds and the bees, please! – Joni Mitchell

Why not upset the apple cart? If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway. – Frank A. Clark

A word is like an apple, sweet at first yet sour in the long run.

I think the apple is a symbol of our earthly desires, as opposed to heavenly ones. – David Hockney

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on apples.

An apple a day might not keep the doctor away, but at least it’s a start.

With every bite of an apple, you?re tasting the fruits of trees that have been around for centuries.

Apples are nature’s way of saying, ‘Here, have a sweet treat that’s good for you too.’

It’s the little things that matter most, like enjoying an apple on a sunny day.

An apple is an excellent thing ? until you have tried a peach. – George du Maurier

In every apple, there?s the potential for a hundred more trees.

Don’t simply admire an apple from afar. Take a bite, savour it, and experience its worth.

Apples are like stories, they can be sweet or sour, but there’s always something to learn from them.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but with a little wind, it can travel a long way.

Part of the sweetness of an apple is knowing it grew from the heart of an apple tree.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. – Jimmy Buffett

Apple! You’re the apple of my eye.

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. – Martin Luther

Why not upset the apple cart? If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway. -Frank A. Clark

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why. – Bernard Baruch

It’s as simple as an apple falling from a tree – things fall apart, so they can fall together again. – Anonymous

A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. – Saint Basil

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. – Carl Sagan

Anyone can count the seeds in one apple, but only God can count the apples in one seed. – Robert H. Schuller

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too. – Yiddish Proverb

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. – Mark Twain

Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. – Katherine Gaskin

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple but only God can count the apples in a seed.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. – an apple metaphor.

Why not upset the apple cart? If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says ‘For the woman I love’ and the second, ‘For my best friend.’

The healthiest apple is in a pie.

An apple a day is seven apples a week.

We are apples and oranges. Mostly we just hang around in the same bowl hoping some one or something will mix us up.

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. I find the apple, when I look closely at it, to be far lovelier.

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don’t count on harvesting Golden Delicious.

Life is like an apple cart. The best apples are on the bottom.

Millions have seen the apple fall, but only Newton asked why.

Within every apple, lies the promise of a new tree.

The apple never asks the tree, ‘Why are we growing?’ It just enjoys being an apple.

There is a difference between dining and eating. Dining is an art. When you eat to get most out of your meal, to please the palate, just as well as to satiate the appetite, that, my friend, is dining.

The apple is the symbol of holy matrimony.

An apple, an orange, and a pear walk into a bar. The apple says, ‘Orange you glad you aren’t a pear!’

To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world. (Imagine this from the perspective of an apple to its tree!)

Take a bite out of life, like you would on an apple.