Funny Golf Ball Sayings to Lighten Up Your Game

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

In golf, as in life, it’s the follow through that makes the difference.

I’d like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers… but preferably, after a hole in one!

Golf is drinking game with a little ball.

I’m not over the hill, I’m just on the back nine.

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball!

May the course be with you.

Life is better when you’re golfing.

Golf: a game where you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.

Golf… a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

It’s not the clubs, it’s the swinger.

I hold several records. Most of them are for lost balls.

Golf: ruining a good walk since the 15th century.

Golf is what you play when you?re too old to play tag.

I?ve spent most of my life golfing ? the rest I?ve just wasted.

That ball was asking for directions!

Can’t buy a putt! But my ball sunk a hole in my wallet.

Play it as it lies? Are you kidding? That ball went so far left, it needs a passport.

A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you.

My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

Golf: The art of playing fetch with yourself

I’d tap that.

Born to golf, forced to work.

Golf: ruining a good walk since the 15th century.

May the course be with you

Life is full of important choices, like which club to use.

I like big putts and I cannot lie.

My golf game is under par but my pun game is over par.

You’re not the boss of me… until the boss is on the course.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Driver carries no cash… He’s all about the greens.

Golf: A game where you yell ‘fore’, you get six, and you write five.

Golf: Will golf for food.

Eat…Sleep…Golf…Repeat.

Golf is deceptively simple, endlessly complicated.

Who said ‘Practice makes perfect’ obviously never played golf.

Swing easy, hit hard!

Golf… a sport where you can’t hear the other person’s insults.

I got lost on the way to get rich, and look, I found the golf course!

Keep calm and sink the putt.

Life is full of important choices, like which club to use.

Play golf. You’ll live longer. Or it will just feel like it!

I?d tap that!

Who’s your caddy?

Golf is my therapy.

Every day is a hole in one!

It takes a lot of balls to golf like me.

I’m not over the hill, I’m on the back nine!

I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!

Work is for people who don’t know how to golf.

Retired and loving it. Now time for golf!

Born to Golf. Forced to Work.

Less work, More golf!

May the course be with you.

Drive long and putt straight.

Keep calm and golf on.

Golf: a game where you yell ‘fore,’ you get six, and you write five.

Golfing: It’s not just a sport, it’s a lifestyle.

Be the golf ball, not the egg.

When life gives you lemons, grab a golf club.