Petty Shade Quotes

Throwing shade is my cardio.

I may be petty, but at least I’m entertaining.

Why be nice when being petty is so much more fun?

The shade I throw is brighter than your future.

I don’t hold grudges, I throw shade.

Don’t mistake my silence for weakness, it’s just me plotting my next shade throwing session.

I’m not petty, I’m just really good at pointing out other people’s flaws.

If throwing shade was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal.

I don’t do petty, I do shade.

When life gives you shade, throw it right back.

Being petty is my superpower.

I’ve mastered the art of throwing shade without even breaking a sweat.

Petty is a lifestyle, not a phase.

If you can’t handle my shade, then you definitely can’t handle me.

If petty was a profession, I’d be a millionaire.

My shade is only a reflection of your own insecurities.

Some people collect stamps, I collect shade.

I may look sweet, but my shade is fierce.

I’m not rude, I’m just brutally honest with a touch of shade.

Petty minds think alike.

If you want to play with fire, be prepared to get burned by my shade.

I don’t need a filter, I have my shade.

Mess with me, and I’ll shade you into oblivion.

I’m not throwing shade, I’m just highlighting your flaws.

Petty is my middle name, don’t wear it out.

Don’t hate the shade, embrace it.

My shade game is on point, even when the sun isn’t shining.

I don’t need an umbrella, I have my shade to protect me.

I’m the Picasso of shade throwing.

I don’t need a reason to throw shade, it’s just how I roll.

If shade was a currency, I’d be a billionaire.

Nobody does petty quite like me.

Shade throwing is my therapy.

I’m not petty, I’m just fluent in shade.

If shade was a musical genre, I’d be its biggest hit.

I may be small, but my shade is mighty.

I don’t just throw shade, I create works of art.

I don’t have time for negativity, so I just throw shade instead.

I’m not throwing shade, I’m providing a public service.

My shade has the power to make grown people cry.

I don’t need an excuse to throw shade, it’s my natural state of being.

Shade is my weapon of choice.

I have a black belt in shade throwing.

I’m not a role model, I’m a shade master.

Life’s too short to be nice all the time, so I throw shade instead.

I don’t follow trends, I set them with my shade.

Don’t be bitter, just throw shade and move on.

I don’t need a backup plan, I have my shade as my shield.

I don’t need validation, my shade speaks for itself.

If you can’t handle my shade, then you’re not worthy of my time.