Peanuts quotes

Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. – Charles M. Schulz

Never talk to strangers or read their letters. – Linus Van Pelt

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charlie Brown

I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. – Charlie Brown

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. – Charlie Brown

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, ‘Why me?’ Then a voice answers, ‘Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.’ – Charlie Brown

The difference between a winner and a loser is that a winner tries one more time. – Lucy Van Pelt

I’m not really short; I’m concentrated awesome! – Sally Brown

All you need is a little less conversation and a little more action. – Snoopy

Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong. – Snoopy

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’ – Charlie Brown

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right? – Snoopy

A friend is someone who knows all your faults, but loves you anyways. – Snoopy

Good grief! – Charlie Brown

I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. – Linus Van Pelt

Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. – Charlie Brown

The best way to get rid of the pain is to laugh at it. – Snoopy

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown

You need to have something to eat just for the sake of your own soul. – Snoopy

There’s no sense discussing it. We just have different opinions. – Linus Van Pelt

A true friend is someone who tells you the truth, even when you don’t want to hear it. – Linus Van Pelt

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time. – Charlie Brown

Life is too short to wait for someone to love you the way you deserve to be loved. – Lucy Van Pelt

Some of us are looking at the stars. – Charlie Brown

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. – Linus Van Pelt

Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the children’s approach to life. They’re people who don’t give a hang what the Joneses do. You see them at Disneyland every time you go there. They are not afraid to be delighted with simple pleasures, and they have a degree of contentment with what life has brought — sometimes it isn’t much, either. – Snoopy

Peppermint Patty: ‘What’s the best way to get a man, Charlie Brown?’ Charlie Brown: ‘Have you tried being nice to them?’

I’ve learned there are three things you don’t discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. – Linus Van Pelt

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charlie Brown

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and a man cannot live without love. – Linus Van Pelt

Snoopy thinks he’s a people, but humans know the truth. He’s just confused. – Charlie Brown

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charlie Brown

I don’t have time to worry about who doesn’t like me. I’m too busy loving the people who love me. – Snoopy

Lucy: ‘The world has gone crazy!’ Charlie Brown: ‘In what way?’ Lucy: ‘Well, it doesn’t make sense to me.’

If you look at things from a different perspective, things will start to make more sense. – Linus Van Pelt

Reality has a way of being so inconvenient. – Snoopy

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. – Charlie Brown

I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. – Linus Van Pelt

Look at me! I’m a failure! I can’t even fly a kite! – Charlie Brown

Some days, even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. – Calvin

Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening; it just stops you from enjoying the good. – Charlie Brown

All you need is love — and a dog. – Charles M. Schulz

Why do I keep expecting others to meet expectations that I myself can’t meet? – Charlie Brown

Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. – Charlie Brown

The anticipation of a holiday is always more exciting than the holiday itself. – Linus Van Pelt

I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. – Charlie Brown

Sometimes I wish I had a sense of direction. Other times, I’m glad I don’t have a destination. – Snoopy

I’ve learned that anything you put your heart and soul into can be a success. Except for my kite. – Charlie Brown