Patrick Star Quotes

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

I can’t see my forehead!

We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

Firmly grasp it!

I’m not a Krusty Krab!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo.

Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli.

I’m ugly and I’m proud.

I can’t see where the road is going if I’m constantly looking in the rearview mirror.

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah, You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah, We’re all Goofy Goober, yeah, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo.

I don’t need a helmet, I’m already bald!

No, this is Patrick!

It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.

I’m on a diet, I don’t eat anything.

Let’s go somewhere where nobody can ever find us.

I can’t see my toes, is my nose still there?

These are my Thursday underwear.

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me!

I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I cannot believe what I’m hearing!

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Look at it, it’s a Krabby Patty!

It gets earlier every year.

Sandy, your rocket is flying away!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick!

Hey, I’m not a mindless eating machine. I’m just Patrick.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-we wumbo.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Wow, Kevin, I didn’t think you were crazy.

No, this is Patrick!

I’m not a Krusty Krab!

Let’s go somewhere where nobody can ever find us.

I can’t see my toes! Is my nose still there?

I’m already taking the time to listen to you, isn’t that enough?

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me!

I’m ugly and I’m proud.

Firmly grasp it.

Wait, I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I don’t need a helmet, I’m already bald!

I cannot believe what I’m hearing!

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is…advanced darkness.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!

I’m ugly and I’m proud.

I don’t need a helmet, I’m already bald!

Let’s go somewhere where nobody can ever find us.

I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I’m already taking the time to listen to you, isn’t that enough?