Norbit Quotes
I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
Life is like a box of chocolates, but I would rather have a box of donuts.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith and hope you land on a soft spot.
They say love is blind, but I think it’s just nearsighted.
I may not have a six-pack, but I’ve got a heart of gold.
It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, it’s about the size of the fight in the dog.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you Norbit, well, good luck with that.
I don’t need a superhero cape, I’ve got my own charm.
It’s not about how you start, it’s about how you finish.
Love is like a rollercoaster, it has its ups and downs, but it’s always worth the ride.
I might not be the coolest person in the room, but I definitely have the best dance moves.
Family is not just blood, it’s the people who love and support you unconditionally.
Life is too short to worry about what others think about you. Just be yourself and enjoy the ride.
In a world full of worriers, be a warrior.
Success is not measured by how much money you have, but by how happy you are with your life.
Sometimes you have to break the rules to find your own path.
I may not have it all figured out, but I’m enjoying the journey.
Love is like a puzzle, you have to put all the pieces together to see the big picture.
Life is a stage, and I’m the lead actor in my own comedy show.
They say laughter is the best medicine, and I’m a walking pharmacy.
Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. Shine bright and embrace your uniqueness.
I may not be the life of the party, but I can definitely make you laugh until you cry.
If you can dream it, you can achieve it. And if you can’t achieve it, well, at least you tried.
Life is like a jigsaw puzzle, you may not see the big picture right away, but eventually, it all fits together.
I believe in karma, and she’s my best friend.
Love is like a boomerang, it always comes back to you.
You can’t please everyone, so just focus on pleasing yourself and the right people will come into your life.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if life gives you Norbit, well, make the best of it.
Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Life is like a game of poker, you have to know when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em.
Sometimes the best things in life are the ones you stumble upon by accident.
I may not have a lot of money, but I am rich in love and laughter.
The best revenge is success. So keep your head up and prove them wrong.
Life is like a rollercoaster, you can either scream or enjoy the ride.
I may not be the strongest, but I have the heart of a lion.
Love is like a wild adventure, so grab onto it and enjoy the ride.
Opportunity knocks, but sometimes you have to create your own door.
I may not have all the answers, but I’m not gonna stop asking the questions.
In a world full of Kardashians, be a Norbit.
Love is like a Rubik’s cube, it takes time to solve, but once you do, it’s a beautiful masterpiece.
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re gonna get, but you can always hope for a sweet surprise.
I may not be perfect, but I’m perfectly me.
Sometimes the best things in life come in small packages, like me.
Life is a journey, so put on your seatbelt and enjoy the ride.
They say it’s better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. Well, I say it’s better to have a pizza and not share it with anyone.
If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.
I may not have all the answers, but I’m not afraid to ask the questions.
Life is like a piñata, you have to take a swing and hope for the best.