Noho Hank Quotes

You know, people always say I’m a Russian thug, but really, I’m just misunderstood.

I don’t need a gun to make my point. My words have plenty of firepower.

When life gives you lemons, I make vodka.

I used to have a pet bear. He was the toughest guy I knew, until I met myself.

The key to success is confidence, a good suit, and a really cool catchphrase.

I may be a thug, but I have a heart of gold. It’s just buried under all this swagger.

I never back down from a challenge. Unless the challenge is to back down, then I’ll definitely win.

I’ve been to the darkest corners of the world, and let me tell you, they could really use some interior decorating.

Life’s too short for boring jobs. That’s why I joined the mob.

Some people say I have anger issues. I say I just have a lot of passion, and a really short fuse.

I don’t believe in regrets. Just opportunities for revenge.

I once punched a shark in the face. Turns out, they don’t like that very much.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear leather jackets and have a killer smile.

I’ve got more style than a disco ball in a fireworks show.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. I prefer mine with a side of explosions.

I’ve got a black belt in karate and a Ph.D. in kicking ass.

I’m like a Russian nesting doll. You never know how many layers of badassery you’re gonna get.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a really awesome car, and that’s pretty damn close.

I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.

I’ve got a million reasons to smile. Most of them involve money, but hey, it still counts.

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term ‘eccentric with a touch of homicidal tendencies’.

I’m not a bad guy. I’m just really good at being bad.

Life’s a party, and I’m the guy who brings the fireworks.

They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I’ve got enough jokes to cure the world ten times over.

I don’t need luck. Luck needs me.

I’m the kind of guy who can talk his way out of anything. Except maybe a straight jacket.

I’m the king of the underworld, and my throne is made of the shattered dreams of my enemies.

I don’t believe in love at first sight. But I do believe in punching someone in the face at first sight.

Life’s too short to play it safe. Unless you’re playing a game of Russian Roulette, then definitely play it safe.

I don’t need a superhero cape. My leather jacket does the job just fine.

I’ve played the bad guy so many times, I think I deserve an Oscar for ‘Best Villain’ in real life.

I’m like a Russian roulette wheel. You never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always gonna be exciting.

They say I have a way with words. I say I have a way with fists.

I’ve been called many things: a criminal mastermind, a ruthless thug, but my favorite is ‘the baddest badass in town.’

I’ve got a heart full of gold and a safe full of diamonds.

Some people say I’m unpredictable. I say I’m just really good at keeping you on your toes.

I may not be the smartest guy in the room, but I’m definitely the most stylish.

I’ve got more connections than a tangled phone cord, and they’re all waiting to do my bidding.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen a sad person driving a Lamborghini?

I don’t believe in second chances. Unless it’s for me, then I’ll take as many as I can get.

I once wrestled a grizzly bear just for fun. Turns out, they’re not very good at arm wrestling.

I’ve got a PhD in badassery, and I graduated with honors.

I don’t need a personal assistant. I have the entire criminal underworld at my beck and call.

I’m the kind of guy who can charm the pants off a nun. Literally.

I’ve got more swagger than a runway model on a tightrope.

They say I have a way with women. I call it the ‘Noho Hank effect’.

I’m the kind of guy who can make a room full of criminals burst into laughter. Or tears. Depends on my mood.

I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician with an unlimited supply of rabbits.

Some people say I have a neck for fashion. I just prefer to think of it as a neck for incredibly stylish scarves.

I may be a thug, but I’ve got a soft spot for kittens and a killer dance move or two.