Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

I’m not trying to be a jerk or nothin’, but I’m just not a fan of the outdoors.

I don’t even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!… Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.

I don’t even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Pedro offers you his protection.

Do the chickens have large talons?

Oh, hi Kip. I’m just chatting with babes online.

I’m making myself a dang quesadilla.

Gosh, I wish I could go to Iceland. It’s always been my dream to visit Reykjavik.

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

Pedro, I know it’s you.

Heck yes, I’d vote for you. You have a sweet bike.

I have to go and feed Tina.

Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Well, I’m not allowed to vote yet. It’s pretty illegal.

The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Have you seen Napoleon? Tell him to come get his tots.

Hey, Napoleon. What’d you do all last summer again?

You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Just tell them to vote for Pedro. It’s like, the only way to fix stuff.

I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines.

Did you take a dump in your bed? It’s pretty sweet.

Are you drinking 1% because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.

What kind of gun totin’ freak eats quesa-dill-uhs all the time?

I already made, like, infinity of those at scouts.

You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

I don’t even have any skills. You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

In Idaho, people don’t have time for all that harcore fancy stuff.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Are you guys having a killer time?

I caught you a delicious bass.

Are you guys having a killer time?

Are you drinking 1% milk because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I just feel like hunting would be more productive than, you know, sitting on the couch all day.

You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

I don’t even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills and computer hacking skills.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!… Tina, eat. Food. EAT THE FOOD!

When I was a kid I could do this…. but now it just gets sore.

I’d vote for you.

This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!