Mommie Dearest Quotes: A Tribute to Classic Cinema
No wire hangers, EVER!
Don’t fuck with me fellas. This isn’t my first time at the rodeo.
I’m not acting.
Is this an interrogation? Is that what you call this?
Christina, bring me the ax!
If you need meat, you should have told me this morning.
Wake up darling, rise and shine!
When you polish the floor, you have to move the tree.
You love to make me hit you!
You drove Al Steele to his grave, and now you’re trying to stab me in the back.
Every drop of my blood went into that dress.
Time to get up darling, we don’t want to be late.
Well, I’m not completely devoid of feelings you know. Even if you are.
I’m in full charge of everything. Your mother is in full charge.
Yes, and the burden of my talent is sometimes unbearable.
No wire hangers, ever!
Ungrateful child, I’ve given you everything!
I would rather you go bald to school than looking like a tramp.
Is this an overact? Do you think I’m overacting?
You love it, don’t you? You love to make me hit you!
If you need anything, you call me. Be strong. It’ll be alright.
Don’t fuck with me, fellas! This isn’t my first time at the rodeo.
Tina, bring me the axe!
I should’ve known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.
They can’t win against me. I always win!
In this house, we follow rules!
Your room looks like a two-dollar-a-week priced whorehouse.
Why can’t you treat me, like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?
Is this a joke to you! Because I am not laughing!
Ask me no questions, I won’t tell you lies.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, no more hangers!
I thought you might like to have this, as a little keepsake.
We’re gonna make it, you and me.
This woman is not my mother.
I am not mad at you, I am mad at the dirt.
I’m not mad at you; I’m mad at the DIRT.
Why can’t you give me the respect that I’m entitled to?
Don’t fuck with me, fellas!
When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.
Christina, bring me the axe!
Tina! Bring me the axe!
I am not one of your fans!
No wire hangers, ever!
This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.
I should have known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.
Nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I’m bigger and I’m faster. I will always beat you.
You love to make me hit you!
You’ve been jealous of my career from the start!
Is this an interrogation? Is that what this is?
I’m bigger and I’m faster. I will always beat you.
Barbara please! I’m not acting.
Treasure trove? What’s that supposed to mean?
Did you scrub the bathroom floor today? DID YOU?
Those are my things! My treasures from my life!
Oh, you lost again. It’s not fair. You’re smaller than I am.