Miss Congeniality Quotes: Inspirational Lines from the Hit Film

Welcome to our page dedicated to Miss Congeniality Quotes! Here, we celebrate the iconic and hilarious lines from the beloved romantic comedy film. Starring Sandra Bullock as an undercover FBI agent turned beauty pageant contestant, Miss Congeniality is a delightful blend of comedy, action, and romance. This page is a treasure trove for fans of the movie, as we have carefully curated a collection of the most memorable and witty quotes. From Gracie Hart’s sarcastic comebacks to the endearing remarks of the other contestants, these quotes showcase the film’s unique charm and timeless humor. Whether you’re looking for a good laugh or seeking inspiration, these quotes will surely brighten your day. Feel free to browse through our compilation and indulge in the hilarious moments that made Miss Congeniality a classic. Relive the iconic one-liners, relish in the witty banter, and immerse yourself in the memorable dialogue that has etched itself into pop culture history. Join us in celebrating this lighthearted film and its unforgettable quotes that continue to bring joy to fans around the world.

Guys, I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven?t slept all night and I?m starved. But I?m here!

I haven’t seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park.?

World peace. I would really, really like world peace.

I’ve got gel in my hair, I’m wearing a sash and a crown, okay? I didn’t see it coming either.

I haven’t been a calendar girl… Well, March, but I was behind.

I’m a federal agent. I can’t parade around in a swimsuit.

Why don’t you stun-gun yourself and save me the trouble?

You know, you aren’t nearly as disgusting as I first thought.

You can’t take away my dreams, I’m fifty shades of messed up!

I’m not sending you out there alone. I care about you for God’s sake.

This earpiece lets me hear anybody who gets within ten feet of you.

I don’t believe in hitting women, but I would slap you.

I never thought I’d know as much about fashion as I do now.

I really think I’m in the wrong pageant, I mean, who doesn’t want world peace?

Just let me do this, okay? Trust me, you can stand there and look pretty.

I can do a lot of things but I can’t act like I don’t have a brain.

We are all here with a purpose to reflect the brilliance within each other.

First, I would like to say that this is not a beauty contest, it’s a scholarship program.

You think I’m gorgeous, you want to kiss me, you want to hug me, you want to love me.

Just imagine them, staring, hating, secretly wishing they were you, wanting to be you … Walk again!

You think I’m gorgeous, you want to kiss me. You want to hug me. You want to love me.

I haven’t seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park.

I’m in a dress, I have gel in my hair. I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed! Don’t mess with me!

I’m gliding here!

No, i’m not drunk. I don’t drink, remember? I’m just exhausted ’cause it’s the middle of the night.

You want to kiss me… You want to hug me.

I don’t have to put up with this. I’m rich.

World Peace.

Did you ever think I might wake up and put a dress on for absolutely no reason at all?

Last time I was this late, I was in kindergarten and my cat ate my homework.

Don’t look at me like I betrayed you.

Gracie Hart, I think you’ll do just fine. You’re smart, you’re resourceful and you’re not afraid to get your hands dirty.

I would so love to hurt you right now.

My teeth – What are you gonna do with my teeth?

Hey! I didn’t say you could go.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Why is she not having her beauty sleep? But I don’t need it.

It’s lite beer, and she’s gonna throw it up anyway.

All by myself? I’m not that good yet.

Fine, go save the bimbo. See if I care.

Okay, well, I’m not gonna parade around in a swimsuit like some airhead bimbo.

I’m in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved,AND I’m armed! Don’t mess with me!

I haven’t seen a walk like that since ‘Jurassic Park’.

World peace isn’t just a beauty pageant answer, it’s a little more important than that.

You think I’m gorgeous, you want to kiss me, you want to hug me. You want to love me.

I really do just want world peace!

I haven’t been a calendar girl for… four and a half days!

I would so love to hurt you right now.

If anyone else feels the urge to cry, do it now.

Look at her! She’s using the champagne flute as a weapon.

My teeth – What are you going to do with my teeth?

I haven’t been able to do one single thing right today and it’s all your fault!

This earpiece lets me hear anyone from the Secret Service. I’m David Hasselhoff.

I am the job. And the job definitely shares my bed.

I’m not just one of your many toys… you know what, I am. You think, you’re king, but you’re going to get what’s coming to you.

I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed! Don’t mess with me.