Men Suck Quotes

Men can be like a bad poker hand – just fold and move on.

I guess men are like parking spots – all the good ones are taken.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can be your own damn princess?

Men may come and go, but self-love is forever.

Men are like buses – there’s always another one around the corner.

The best revenge against men who suck? Success.

Why settle for a man who sucks when you can have ice cream that doesn’t?

I’d rather be single and fabulous than dealing with a man who sucks.

Men may suck, but my Netflix subscription never lets me down.

Being single means you’re strong enough to handle men who suck.

Men who suck are just a reminder of how awesome I am.

I don’t need a man to complete me – I’m already whole.

Don’t waste your tears on men who suck – save them for something worthwhile.

Men who suck are like bad songs – change the station and move on.

Why cry over spilled milk when there’s a whole world of men who suck?

Men who suck are just practice for finding the one who doesn’t.

Men may suck, but my ability to kick ass doesn’t.

I’ve learned to fly solo because men who suck can weigh you down.

Men who suck are like bad tattoos – a painful reminder of past mistakes.

Men who suck are like black holes – better to steer clear and not get sucked in.

Men Suck Quotes part 2

Love yourself enough to walk away from men who suck.

Men who suck are like mosquitoes – they’re annoying and best avoided.

Men who suck are just speed bumps on the road to self-empowerment.

Men who suck make great test subjects for resilience and strength.

Men who suck are just background noise in the symphony of my life.

Men may suck, but the right one will be worth the wait.

A man who sucks is like a broken pencil – pointless.

Why cry over a man who sucks when there are shoes that don’t?

The best relationship advice I ever got? Don’t settle for men who suck.

Men who suck are like empty coffee cups – better off discarded and replaced.

A man who sucks is like a broken record – repeating the same mistakes over and over.

Men who suck are like broken promises – best forgotten and moved on from.

If men who suck were a game, I’d be the reigning champion.

Men may suck, but I’m the queen of my own kingdom.

Men who suck are like bad weather – best to wait it out and stay inside.

Relationships may come and go, but self-love is forever.

Men who suck are like broken mirrors – a reflection of their own insecurities.

Being single isn’t a curse – it’s a chance to learn to love yourself and weed out the men who suck.

Men who suck are like bad hairstyles – best grown out and forgotten.

Why settle for a man who sucks when you can have a whole tub of ice cream?

Men who suck are like empty wallets – better off without them.

Men who suck are like flat tires – best replaced and kept moving forward.

A man who sucks is like a broken compass – better to find your own way.

Men who suck are like broken clocks – right twice a day, but ultimately unreliable.

If men who suck were a currency, I’d be a millionaire.

Being single means you have more time and energy to focus on the things that truly matter – men who suck are not one of them.

Don’t waste your time on men who suck – invest it in yourself instead.

Men who suck are like bad movies – better off not being part of your life’s screenplay.

A man who sucks is like a faded photo – a reminder of the past, but not worth dwelling on.

Men who suck can’t dim the shine of a woman who knows her worth.